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comatose kielbasa

a sexual maneuver in which the finger preferably a male's is inserted into a hole and held still for an extended period of time.
Francis invented the comatose kielbasa. The girls in Manhasset were drooling for comatose kielbasas.
by Francis Coughlin November 21, 2006
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Compatriotism

A group of Mel Gibsons, hanging out and being douches.
"hey man, look at that group of Mel Gibsons over there, drinking it up, painting their faces and bashing on Jews. It's a real sign of compatriotism"
by The King of Comic-Con September 20, 2009
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Commatose

It refers to a dreadful state or condition of a certain Communication student who passed out due to unbearable academic requirements.
Engineering student: What happened to her?

Education student: She's in commatose.

Medicine student: How come she would pass out like that?

Accountancy student: She must be kidding us. Their degree is not that hard!

Communication: I just woke up. Shut up, b*tches!
by hi_there! June 10, 2021
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Macwards Compatible

If a software can be used on an Apple Mac computer.
"Nah, dude. You can't use that program, they haven't made it Macwards compatible yet."
by MixMastahTee May 20, 2008
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comball

A spontaneous gathering of otherwise unrelated individuals/groups.

Various small groups forming one large group.
Related words: motley crew conglomerate smorgasboard impromptu circus
" The Natural History Museum shelters a comball of tourists during unexpected summer rainstorms."
by tiffany jana September 11, 2006
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commatize

To add a comma to a sentence.
"We need to commatize that sentence."
by Dustin and Dan February 11, 2008
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comatose

What you wish you were while having a bad fuck.
I fucked a girl one time that was so bad in bed that I wished I was comatose!
by MrNewfieAdministrator May 16, 2010
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