Birthday spam 

The means of spamming someone on their birthday by presenting them with the words 'birthday spam'. This can be by any line of written communication including social networks, on paper airplanes, notes, etc... You should feel happy that people have taken time and imagination to come up with new ways to birthday spam you.

I had 60 pieces of confetti like paper all with the written words 'birthday spam' inside my birthday card.

Birthday spam by igotbirthdayspammedbigtime September 11, 2011

birthday bumps 

a historical birthday tradition where friends of the birthdayer lift them by their arms and legs and swing for the amount of years they are turning.

Bob: Hey jim heard its patti birthday celebrations later, we should give her the birthday bumps!
Jim: right on man - thats the only way to celebrate turning 47!!!

birthday bumps by danesworld____ March 9, 2018

birthday profile picture 

The picture that you change your profile picture to on a social network for your birthday. This is usually done the day before your birthday because it will be seen by more people than normal as they wish you a generic "happy birthday."

Friend: Come on, we're going to be late!

FB User: Almost done! I just need to change my picture to my birthday profile picture so that people think I'm fun and popular when they wish me a happy birthday!

birthday profile picture by damnteenager108 January 2, 2012

Birthday Blowjob 

When its your birthday you guilt your partner into giving you a blowjob because its your birthday.

I still have you in my mouth from that birthday blowjob that I didn't want to give you last night!

Birthday Blowjob by Novacaine86 May 4, 2010

Birthday Cake 

A girl or woman's pussy.

When we got back to Wendy's place, she stripped to her birthday suit and I put some whipped cream on her birthday cake and ate it. Tasty, too. :)

Birthday Cake by republican horndog :-p August 30, 2005

Birthday Relationship Exploit 

The BRE is a concept of getting with someone, having a relationship and having sex with them, followed by making them buy you presents because it "turns out" that soon it's your birthday (surprise surprise). Must be planned in advanced - birthdays shouldn't match.

After you have profitted, your next destination is of course Dump City.

"You're with Sarah now? Seriously?"
"Na, just a Birthday Relationship Exploit. She's the one with the super rich parents, remember?"

Birthday Relationship Exploit by A_E_M November 9, 2015

Birthday Cock 

The act of recieveing a cock as a gift on one's birthday.

My birthday was awesome, I got a Birthday Cock from Alex all tied up in a bow.

Birthday Cock by Helpful_Vaporeon November 29, 2017