A person that gives a gift to someone with the intention of covertly benefiting from the use of that gift.
You go to your local WAL-Mart and purchase a really nice, top of the line, bug zapper. Then in a gracious gesture you give it to your new neighbor as a house warming present. That summer you relax in your back yard to the sound of sizzling insects and you never have to maintain it!
by Hang June 11, 2006
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by Chiun Lang Pow October 9, 2007
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An electronic device similar to a bug zapper which, as the name implies, is designed to reduce the local hummingbird population. It resembles a standard hummingbird feeder, but unlike a bug zapper's ultraviolet light, it has a red light to attract the birds. It also contains a 50 kilovolt power supply, connected to flower-shaped receptacles at the base. When an unsuspecting hummingbird inserts its beak into the flower searching for nectar, it bridges the contacts and the bird explodes with deadly and humorous effect.
No longer content with his usual nighttime entertainment of drinking malt liquor while watching the bug zapper, Zeke's new hummingbird zapper provides hours of daytime redneck enjoyment.
by Timotheus325 April 26, 2010
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by BrianDoubleU October 26, 2018
Get the zippee mug.A person who has undergone decompression surgery to relieve pressure on the brain stem and to allow the cerebral spinal fluid to flow properly. Ususally as a result of trama or a condition known as Arnold Chiari Malformation in which the brain can become herniated down the spinal cord. The resulting scar looks like a zipper up the back of the head.
by vermat101 December 24, 2008
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top surgery scars look like zippers, and therefore the slur zippertits was born.
top surgery scars look like zippers, and therefore the slur zippertits was born.
by queererthanqueer August 17, 2022
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