Bangladeshi wedding 

An act in which ripe diarrhea is sprayed upon a person by one or more participants. Usually the person being shat on is wearing bridal wear or traditional dress of the groom.

I'm sorry I can't attend your Bangladeshi wedding this weekend. I'm on a diet

Bangladeshi wedding by Top Indian Banquet Chef No.1 March 27, 2021

Royal Wedding 

The chance for people to get inordinately pissed, and justify it saying its in the monarchies honor.

DUUUUDE Royal Wedding tomorrow
I know! let's go down the off-licence

Royal Wedding by Sheepy156 May 22, 2011

royal wedding 

a rimjob while a woman is crowning.

Cory: Dude, I heard you gave Pam a royal wedding.
Ilya: Ew, fuck, no. I'd rather cut a ball off.

royal wedding by Gross McGee May 23, 2011

royal wedding 

when you cum on your girlfriend's head like a hat

i came so much on her head i gave her a royal wedding, bro

royal wedding by kate middleton May 21, 2011

chocolatechip wedding

after sexy time you take your hole and spray your poopy coco chips down her throat and then say I do...

Charley The banana man gave his beaver a chocolatechip wedding.

chocolatechip wedding by tony ripper July 21, 2009

Brazilian Wedding 

The cutting open of a pineapple, hollowing it out, proceeded by filling it with semen, (may take some time, e.g. weeks-lifetimes), and then using it as a dildo, repeatedly inserting it into the woman's vagina, until she becomes bloodily pregnant. When performed correctly, in nine months time, the woman should produce a minimum of eight children.

Eric politely asked Molly if she was up for having a good-old Brazilian Wedding.

Brazilian Wedding by phillyhubetube April 6, 2011

Italian Wedding 

Male-male anal sex.

Pardon me, would you like to come back to my place and have an Italian Wedding?

Italian Wedding by toastingsubs May 11, 2011