double barrel shotgun wedding

See shotgun wedding. When the female party involved in the shotgun wedding is pregnant with twins.

Ainsley: My single friend Carlene just got knocked up with twins.

Daniel: She's in line for a double barrel shotgun wedding.

by D-Glove March 18, 2004

royal wedding

when you cum on your girlfriend's head like a hat

i came so much on her head i gave her a royal wedding, bro

by kate middleton May 21, 2011

you were at my wedding denise

How dare you

You have a lot of nerve insulting me. You were at my wedding Denise

by Sue Bell B March 27, 2019

dead wed

Dead Wed is act the act of of promising. It is used when promising to someone similar to the word “bible” but much better. When writing Dead Wec it always starts in capitals because it is cool like that

Cool dude: “Please don’t tell anyone man”
Cool man: “Don’t worry man I won’t”
Cool dude: “Dead Wed”?
Cool man: “Yes, Dead Wed

by Y0ungd4gg3rd1ck June 16, 2018

wedding shotgun

An Italian-American wedding that the KKK shows up murder the bride and groom.

"This is awful" Gianni says to his 12 year old niece from Milan at the wedding shotgun in the middle of Minnesota.

by Jewish madam July 5, 2018

hurricane wedding

Hurricane wedding is a dank ass Cannibis strain from Hundred Percent Labs based out of Ohio. It’s a cross between Wedding Cake and Maui Wowie

I just snagged some Hurricane wedding! That shit is bussin respectfully!

by Memedogactual September 29, 2022

wedding blue-balled

The phenomenon when a couple you think are great for each other always edge about getting married or tease tying the knot, but stomp out the idea or just play it off as a joke. The couple in question could just be indecisive or doing it on purpose.

I really wish they would just take the dive instead of leaving me wedding blue-balled all the time. I mean they're perfect for each other!

We can only be wedding blue-balled so many times you two!

by Smugumin July 6, 2021