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port washington 

A small town located on a peninsula in Long Island, New York. Pretty much you have your sands points and harbor acres where the old rich people that hate the teenagers living in this town and happen to vote for a crappy budget where the school couldnt afford tissues at one point. Then you have your port washington north, soundview, manorhaven, and the ghetto side of port. Port Washington consists of a main street where on friday its impossible to get through 4'1" sixth graders wandering everywhere. You have your two movie theaters, and the most amazing taco bell known to man kind. Pretty much a boring town also known as pot washington for those who dont have anything else to do.
person 1- Mannn this port washington sucks!
person 2- Lets smoke!
port washington by ubercool07 October 30, 2007
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Fort Washington

An absolutely incredible suburb of Philadelphia where the inhabitants of Chalfont wish they could live.
Fort Washington is a far superior town in every way when compared to Chalfont.
Fort Washington by TheDawnTreador February 14, 2012

vancouver washington 

A god forsaken town located in the PNW on the Columbia River. It is often referred to as "the couve" by locals. Located right at the border of Washington and Oregon, it is often confused with it's sister city Vancouver Cananda. Vancouver is named after Captain Vancouver duh who came down the Columbia River and built Fort Vancouver. Vancouver is a growing city, Clark County where it is located is the fastest growing county in Washington.

Vancouver is half trash/half suburbs. East Vancouver is full of suburbs and housing developments. Alot of scene kids, and goth kids live here. West Vancouver is full of trashy houses and alot of meth heads.

Not everything about Vancouver is bad, it is located right across the river from Portland, Oregon. And there is always the river which is nice to look at.

It is too bad that nearly all kids/teenagers hate Vancouver with a passion and the most common phrase heard is "Are you going to Portland?" Or "I fucking hate Vancouver" Most teenagers dream to escape to Portland or perhaps Seattle. For the most part, only older people like Vancouver, and they suffer to make their children live in this city.

Tragedy strikes Vancouver often it seems, as two teenagers were murdered this year, and it seems as though there are more shootings/baby killing not abortions and roberys every day.

One is lucky to escape Vancouver.
Scene kids:
scene kid #1:"hey man, are you going to the new bleeding xxx my heart show in Portland"
scene kid #2:"No man, my mom fucking grounded me, all I did was borrow her eyeliner"

everyone else:
kid #1:"I'm bored, there's nothing to do"
kid #2:"I know, I fucking hate Vancouver Washington, I can't wait to move"

Eastern Washington Frosting Covered Tootsie-Roll

A variation on the cleveland steamer where you are pokin your bitch in the ass, but she didnt take a poop before-hand, and you climax inside her rectum, and she takes a dump on your chest, and it resembles a frosting covered tootsie roll.
"I heard Reed got some of dat Eastern Washington Frosting Covered Tootsie-Roll from his skank last night. Truf."

Central Washington University

The school where 9 dumbass freshmen who couldn't hold their alchohol got the popular drink Four Loko banned in Washington state for 120 days, all because they don't know how to drink.
Upperclassmen #1: Hey man, let's go get some Four Loko for the party tonight!

Upperclassmen #2: Nah, we can't! Some stupid freshmen at Central Washington University blacked out and almost died because they thought they knew how to drink!

Upperclassmen #1: Stupid freshmen, always ruining everything...

the Washington 

n. A soapy scrub down of the cock-and-balls at a luxury spa.
“Go see Gabe and ask him for the Washington. You won’t regret it!”
the Washington by H. Bruce Washington September 24, 2019

george washington 

the most badass person to ever live, only rivaled by alexander the great.
could crush a wallnut between two fingers.
rode past british lines as they reloaded owning most of them with his sword.
george washington ganked the hessians on the delaware