Bus Vision

State of mind when traveling on a city or charter bus that prevents one from having to acknowledge the other people on the bus.

Usually displayed through looking out the window, into space or away from any other persons field of vision.
Kate: Sorry I didn't see you, I had bus vision.
Andy: It's all good, I understand.
by TransitSucks March 30, 2011
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2020 Vision

An abstract view of the world when the world is a giant toilet and humanity is being flushed down the U-bend one cataclysmic disaster at a time. The opposite of rose tinted spectacles.
I was going to go out but I remembered I have 2020 Vision so I decided to cry on the sofa instead.
by FactDeJour October 17, 2020
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Spank vision

Jacking off with laptop on stomach, no sight of dick; in some cases, pretending that your dick is the one on the laptop screen.
I'm ready to act like I'm fucking her with my spank vision.
by C-hamm April 16, 2014
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Teddy Bear Vision

1. To have a narrow minded view on global occurences, or the current state of the world; Lacking philosophical insight; Unable to gain new understandings from bad experience.

2. A mind that replaces the truth with pleasing images in order to go throughout life without a worry even when a worry is justified.
Ex: "Some say ignorance is bliss, but Bill I don't know she really has some severe Teddy Bear Vision."
by xavy340 July 09, 2009
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Cryo Vision Holder

One’s who had to work their entire lives to feel accepted, but yet they feel that their work was all in vain. Having to freeze their hearts in order to feel the warmth they so dearly crave.
“Why does Eula feel the need to hide her true self to both her family and the people of Monstadt?”

“Oh it’s cause she is a Cryo Vision Holder.”
by smellyellee August 16, 2021
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Maple Vision (sight)

Playing Maple Story to the extent of which, when you get off, everything becomes Maple-Like. Rooms can become icy ledges or ledgy forests. In the process, everything you say can also be related to Maple. Pets can become snails, or shrooms, and most things become 2-D.

After extended Maple exposure, tiredness, unintended urination, starvation, and dehydration can occur.
dude, after alex hit lvl. 100, he got off and came screaming at me with a chair leg yelling "MESO EXPLOSION"
i guess Maple Vision (sight) set in.
by paks June 13, 2008
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20/20 Vision

I have a 20/20 Vision about what I want to be when i grow up.
by 20/20 Vision February 21, 2018
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