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video-ho

A video-ho is the bitch with no morals shaking her bedunkadunk in a thong on a video.
music video lover 1: "I like to watch 'Uncut' at midnight, because I love watching girls with thier asses blurred out!"
music video lover 2: "Oh, yes! You gotta love them
video-hos!"
by nastina June 11, 2006
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videolag

damned videolag. You're gonna have to strip slower.
by Richard Ward July 12, 2004
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videoxpix

The Finest In Classic Adult Movies. One of the first adult producers who's titles played in theaters around the world back during the golden age of porn.
Videoxpix movies are the finest adult films ever released...
by James Hornz March 12, 2008
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ipod video

A quick way to sneak your porn. The small screen could be hidden in your hand and you'll look like you have been listening to music.
I am watching Test Drive on my ipod video and my girlfriend doesn't even know it
by Kyle 230 December 15, 2009
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playing videogames

parent: what did you do in tommy's house?
kid: we were playing videogames.
parent: oh, sounds like fun!
by 5150 August 1, 2004
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video slump

noun

The period of time directly preceding one's mid-life crisis.

During this time, the affected person or persons will spend all of his or her time on the internet, watching video-after-video. Most of these videos, if not all, pertain to slapstick humor in some way. Additionally, the affected person may obligate nearby friends or family members to accompany them in video-watching.

Sober middle-aged males who work in factories are significantly more prone to a video slump than others.

Symptoms of someone in their video-slump may include pale skin from lack of sunlight, a beard, and a habit of telling long stories whilst acting out each scene.
That guy is in one hell of a video slump - today he made me watch a guy get smashed in the face with a guitar AND Pinocchio wiping out on a dirt-bike!
by Mollyownsmysoul March 17, 2006
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Video game stalemate

When you are basically in a stalemate in the progression of your video game, it is a Video game stalemate. It differs than being just "stuck" in a certain part, because it involves not being able to do a certain thing, because your weapons suck, so you need new ones, but you dont have enough gold/credits/whatever to buy new weapons until you beat that certain thing. It is a very annoying situation.
John Doe: Aw man, I'm in a video game stalemate on (insert game name here)
John Doe 2: How so?
John Doe: I can't beat level 5 on (insert game name here) because my equipment sucks, and I can't get the money to buy new equipment until I beat level 5.
John Doe 2: That sucks. Use a gameshark.
by Overlord Oozumpti July 9, 2009
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