When you take a shit in the toilet at night while there is a large population in a house (usually during family reunions) and leave it to bask in its glory and the first person to use the bathroom in the morning will have a nice suprise waiting for them.
John found a nasty shit in the toilet when he woke up one morning and Jamie said "the early bird gets the turd."
by jollygreenfucker July 7, 2011
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Person 2: Yeah, awesome special effects.
Person 3: I was so offended by that movie! Could you believe how many subliminal racist messages there were? I think we need to write a letter to the studio and tell them to ban this movie.
Later on...
Person 1: Brian's getting some guys together to go play football at his house.
Person 2: Cool, let me go get my cleats and we'll head over.
Person 3: Football's barbaric! So typical of American society to love a violent game like that!
Person 1: If you don't like it, then don't come! Jeez, why do you always have to be such a turd in a punch bowl?
Person 2: Yeah, awesome special effects.
Person 3: I was so offended by that movie! Could you believe how many subliminal racist messages there were? I think we need to write a letter to the studio and tell them to ban this movie.
Later on...
Person 1: Brian's getting some guys together to go play football at his house.
Person 2: Cool, let me go get my cleats and we'll head over.
Person 3: Football's barbaric! So typical of American society to love a violent game like that!
Person 1: If you don't like it, then don't come! Jeez, why do you always have to be such a turd in a punch bowl?
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"This plane ride has been bumpy, must be some bad turbulence."
"Or maybe that hot flight attendent who went into the cockpit and him are doing something, she has been in there for awhile now we could be experiencing some fake turbulence."
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by cuddycowboy36 April 10, 2010
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