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Stripper Commute

(n.) 1. A lengthy drive from one's residence to their location of employment, like the distance a stripper drives to the strip club, where she works, to avoid encountering any friends family or associates and revealing she's a stripper.
Since switching offices, Tommy's drive to work has become a stripper commute.
by Kurtisbadical February 24, 2010
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stripper dog

An old man who is well past the age when any woman
would have sex with him but still acts like a young stud in a
strip club.
A fat guy who is too obese to have sex but pays young naked strippers to rub themselves all over his immense belly.
A loser with no friends who's only interaction with other
humans is the dancers at the neighborhood club.
Sally:" Did you see Grandpa? He's all dressed up!"
Bob: " He's going to the strip club to throw our inheritence
at the dancers, he's become such a stripper dog since Grandma
died."
by jsd9632 January 7, 2012
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Stupper

1. verb (past stupped)

- to "stand up" as in forfeiting a prior arrangement that you were obligated to attend

2. noun

-A person that frequently stands people up.
Man, I really don't like how that girl is a real stupper!
by cronkaliscious March 28, 2011
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Boot Strapper

A dude that look just plain out ridiculous and goofy as hell. To the point of wanting to strap your boots on and give him a swift kick in the ass and ask "What are you thinking wearing those shoes with that shirt?"
Man, I saw this boot strapper walking down the street the other day looking like a straight up choad. I told that boot strappa to get the hell off my streets.
by Boot Strappa September 8, 2011
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stripper-feet

<adjective> /<verb> strippers/other bitches who wear trainer heels, walk around in their heels so often that their feet eventually become rough, are ashy in between the toes, and have chipped paint on their toenails. You would think that because most of these girls have "money" they would take care of this, but they are too busy supporting their habit of choice to drown out their conscience that they are not worried about their feet.
Coming soon to a strip club near you
Yo bitch if you don't stop touching me with your stripper-feet, we gonna have problems
by jay.so.tatted December 7, 2011
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Stripper Susan

A Polish Stripper by the name of Susan. She enjoys killing babies, smoking joints, and stripping.

She likes beating the hell out of people, and she won't stop just because you need to breathe, idiot.

Also a long time raper of Billie Joe Armstrong.
If you ever mess with Stripper Susan, prepare to get the shit kicked out of of you.

Stripper Susan likes to strip WEOWWW!!
by BRITTY March 20, 2005
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strippers chocolate cake

The sugary brown rectal contents typically found in an asshole after a female or male stripper exits a cake.
Damn, Vitus, your brother's strippers chocolate cake was fantastic and nutritious.
by Aberham Lincoln January 18, 2008
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