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twin split

twin splitting is when you and your twin split your bond aren’t ad trusting or close but it csn be regained through time.
we’re having a twin split but we’ll get there again we always do
by keisicky May 9, 2023
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Money splitting

When you’ve got money at loose ends in each area of your budget.

It’s linked to a visual concept of shredding a single bank note and trying to pay with the individual parts in different places, with the assumption that each part of the note still holds the same value. It is also linked to the imagery of hair with split ends.

(it is worth noting that bank notes can't be used when heavily damaged and cash is starting to become obsolette, this may be linked with it's origin. The term is best used in context.)
Example:

Person 1: puts hands in pockets and raises shoulders forward I can't go out for dinner or meet up for drinks because I can't afford it.

Person 2: Thats a shame, if you have money splitting at the moment you can pay me back if you still want to come out tonight.

or

She found her money splitting and decided to cut back her weekly groceries and extra travelling expenses.

or

Because of money splitting they had to rearrange their budget plan so they could afford the rise in heating.

or

Troy: I've seen my money splitting and need to watch what I'm spending my money on...
David: Get those trainers bro, c'mon
by RogetsCreasedThesaurus July 1, 2023
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Splitting Glass

Hey Jamal, Im going to be splitting glass if you want to join
by Idiotic July 27, 2013
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Split Cupcake

I totally got in her split cupcake the other night.
by j8886 December 7, 2011
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splitting shit

To perform a pointless task or action.
"Reasoning with him is just splitting shit! "
by Kian Richardson February 19, 2017
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Split and Tickle

A technique used for sexually stimulating a woman that almost always results in an orgasm. The index and ring fingers are used to separate the labia, split, while the middle finger is used to stimulate the clitoris, tickle.
Guy1: Did you hook up with that girl last night?

Guy 2:You know it, she was going nuts when i gave her the old split and tickle.
by TheKiddIV March 25, 2010
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split fuck

Split fuck is where some one is just so stupid. You have to split your hate towards the person in half. Before you go ahead and lose your fucking mind.
Doug barrett is such a split fuck

He said some of the stupidest shit I've heard In a long time. What a loser
by Scottyd131313 May 27, 2018
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