Shizer Minelli

Shizer Minelli; The act of taking a shit so painstakingly gratifying, the end words from the relieving sigh of passing this hideous monster through the bowels of ones colon, one can't help but utter the phrase. "Shizer Minelli".

"A turd that looks like and feels like a Minelli".

"As I sat on the toilet to let pass A turd, I stood up after cleaning myself to look down at my masterpiece. The monster lay to portray a portrait in the likeness of Liza Minelli", Therefor I gasped and exclaimed, "Shizer Minelli!".

"Shizer Minelli that was A brutal shit."

by Aeternus_ February 8, 2009

Jay Size

Deriving from Stockton, Ca a "Jay Size" is a 64 oz fountain drink from 7/11, since Chevron decided to grow a vagina and switch to the 52 oz cups, which have ingeniously been named "Gay Sizes".

Lets go get a dew jay size.

by jhsdsfd-teven August 14, 2009

Scary Spice

see also Melanie B

The hottest of the Spice Girls. She was the black one with the sexy voice and penchant for leopard skin.

Had a number one single "I Want You Back" featuring Missy Elliott. Also two other top 5 singles "Tell Me" and "Feels So Good". Plus two more top 20 singles "Lullaby and "Word Up".

Also an album "Hot" and a bestselling autobiography "Catch A Fire".

Now an actress.

Can be used to signify sexiness or "token black"-ness.

Man, that girl is Scary Spice! (that girl is attractive)

or

That guy is so a Scary Spice. (that guy is the token black person)

by Sebastian December 30, 2003

spice cream

Superheated, ultra-painful liquid feces brought on by ingesting spicy food and/or cheap alcohol.

"Man, I was in tears on the bowl for an hour from the Spice Cream the wings and beer gave me."

by Whitey McGee September 22, 2007

Teddy sized

Anything can be teddy sized if its really fucking huge, just as teddy is

Man that was a fucking teddy sized breakfast!

by Broagan October 8, 2008

Spicen

Used as a verb "to spicen"
(to spicen things up)
An element providing intrest or excitement.
Mainly used in a food context but it can be used everywhere.

The soup was not flavourful, so She put a little hot sauce in there to spicen it up.

She wanted to spicen up her new haircut by adding highlights.

by nofold April 24, 2008

snizel

snizel, weather formation , snow , sleet and freezing rain at the same time.Snizel is common in the southern portions of the country , not cold enough to make real snow but cold enough to coat roads and power lines with copious amounts of ice. It is claimed by the drivers of these areas the snizel is more dangerous to drive on than snow , but the hazard is compounded by the fact that drivers in these areas are also know to be complete retards at driving. It is possible to predict snizel with out seeing the first weather forecast. If you go to the grocery store the shelves will be completely devoid of bread milk and eggs. People who live in snizel prone ares are also known to be highly excitable.Which may be the reason for the higher incidents of vehicle accidents during a snizel event.
The highway safety council has come up with new recommendations for highway safety for snizel events.
1. Remove the battery from your car, and give it to your neighbor.
2. Get out the booze and get knee walking commode hugging drunk.

3 when the hang over is done the roads will be clear of snizel.

The weather forecast is for wintry mix of snizel.

by wizardman42 February 5, 2010