Human charity shield

What you become if someone walks close behind you to avoid getting hassled by charity collectors in the street.

"I had to use an innocent woman as a human charity shield on my way home from work to avoid the oxfam collectors."

by Swedge June 3, 2013

shapeepee

another word for a boss

i went to walgreens like a shapeepee

by Ta best July 3, 2011

shiels

Family Goals, families strive to be as cool as the Shiels', they work hard but yet they play even harder

That family over there are doing a Shiels

by Heyjay August 8, 2015

gone pear-shaped

When the majority of things appear to be negative. Like the shape of a pear, the majority is at the bottom (bad) and little is at the top (good).

I lost my job, my girlfriend dumped me and I just got evicted. Life has just gone pear-shaped.

by sublimal June 28, 2004

Shapes

A brand of 'BAKED, NOT FRIED' biscuits with many different flavours. The most delicious of them being Pizza and Cheese and Bacon.

"I saw Shapes on sale the other day, and you know know what I thought?"

"What?"

"OM NOM NOM!!"

by SnG. April 4, 2010

Shaped

A term used to described a woman with a nice body.

Man, you see that girl over there? I was talking to her earlier, nobody told me she was shaped!

by AspenAlpine October 23, 2018

bean shield

a bean used as a shield when you're under fire.

taking fire! Get that bean shield over here!

by afroman February 10, 2004