mother of shmuck 

Used something like holy shit, but is more fun to say, and relitivly parentaly appropriate. Best used with slight french accent.

Jeremy, this is the longest hike ever, mother of shmuck when are we going to be there!

mother of shmuck by Putney August 31, 2005

Shucking

the act of releasing fecal matter while engaging in sexual intercourse. the act is usually performed on a toilet but can be done in bed. however it is advised to lay down some sort of plastic covering to provide easy clean-up.

So, I was about do this girl last night and i suddenly got the urge to take a dump. I thought I could hold it but about half way through, I was prairie doggin' it. We totally ended up shucking in my bathroom.

Shucking by Lonely_Hitchhiker March 7, 2009

shuck 

The act of nailing a chick vaginally while she takes a shit

Dude Teresa is a freak!! She only lets me hit it if I shuck her. Its kinda cool though.

shuck by street trash viper December 28, 2009

shmuck 

as told to me by a 90 year old jew: DIRTY PENIS

Girl I wouldn't touch his dick with a ten foot pole and dishwashin gloves-thats one skanky shmuck.

shmuck by Leah February 21, 2003

SHUCK-A-DURN 

phrase meaning shoot, damn, crap, etc.

bob: can i date your sister?

bill: um no.

bob: SHUCK-A-DURN!

SHUCK-A-DURN by socialvibe June 21, 2009

shnooz shnuckling 

The kinkiest and dirtiest things imaginable

Rachel shnooz shnuckled Chris =]

That girls a shnooz shnuckling whore!

Shnooz shnuckling is a great family activity

shnooz shnuckling by lucky sob January 10, 2008

shut the shuck are you shooing

a mispoken phrase while attempting to ask "what the fuck are you doing" while inebriated.

"who the fuck is messing with me"

"shut the shuck are you shooing"

shut the shuck are you shooing by Peg Leg Pete October 30, 2007