Screaming Indo's

Horrendous, excrutating and soul destroying indigestion/heartburn/dispepsia. Like having Lucifer pissing in your gullet.

Derived from the play on words between indo-china and indigestion

"George mate, I had a greasy samosa yesterday that had me reaching for the milk of magnesia, right proper Screaming Indo's, i was on fire"

by mmmicecream May 9, 2009

Screaming out the wazoo

to expel profuse amounts of gas over a short period of time.

Those chili dogs aren't treating me well. I have been screaming out the wazoo all night.

by Fillyp June 4, 2010

shredding the gnar

To completely beast mode at any extreme sport.

"Yeah Brian I'm out here on the slopes shredding the gnar."

by Indie loserrrrrrrr October 5, 2016

Schroedinger's Jizz

The belief that when someone is jerking off they could be killing off thousands of the future's brightest minds or thousands of the future's worst nightmares.

Little Jimmy, after having rubbed off a big, steamy, globby load onto his computer, keyboard, and desk, began having episodes of guilt as the thought of Schroedinger's Jizz splattered in his mind.
Schroedinger's Cat Male Abortion Wet Hot Sticky Genocide

by Kaiser Say-So May 17, 2016

Screaming yellow Zonker

Yellow or green colored eye gook that sometimes harden to a crust.

Is that a screaming yellow zonker in your eye?

by Culligan shuberto December 24, 2020

the screaming welshman

While giving a man a blow job you grab his penis and sing into it like a microphone.

"Last nite I was blowing this random guy from the bar and I did the screaming welshman to a Britney Spears song"

by the one and only NED March 29, 2014

One eyed screaming semen demon

A penis; also a figure of speech used to describe a penis in an attempt to invoke fear or excitement when described.

How would you like a one eyed screaming semen demon in your ass pal!?!?!

by butanebird91 January 25, 2017