curtis schafer

A big muscley guy with a gigantic cock, legend says he has a 7.5 inch cock and fucks like a beast

omg he fucked me like a Curtis schafer

by Has a massive dick/cock and im July 29, 2016

Little Schafers

Another word for fingers. This word is used in a way to portray that you are a pervert

"Can you scratch my back using your Little Schafers"
"I use my Little Schafers to eat tacos"

by Heyo_Airbabe November 29, 2016

Ben Schechler

A guy who is one of the prettiest boys in the world and knows how to treat the woman

This guy could be a ben schechler
No he is to ugly to be ben schechler

by B_sch January 4, 2017

Malte Schäfers

The Person the most enormous penis in the history of the universe (the same length like Russia). Moreover he's really good at flirting and fucking. Most women like exspecially his gorgeous six pack, beautiful face and scrunch butt. Since Malte's sex appeal is out of this world, even hetrosexual men fall in love with him.

Malte Schäfers

by Lofor October 5, 2017

college schedule

Word schedule where you actually work zero hours for your boss because you tell him you have fake college classes to attend.

I’m not working this week because I’m on a college schedule at work.

by Fakes in GA December 17, 2017

Grant schaefer

Grant Schaefer

Grant Schaefer is funny asf and gets mad bitches

by Hsybaorbor October 5, 2018

Robe Schedule

A particularly work schedule defined by a high degree of remote/telecommuting, flex time, and having considerably fewer working hours than the universally accepted 40-hour work week. The name comes from workers generally wearing (bath) robes during their working hours, since they're often conducting business from home.

Popularized mostly by developers, writers, and other professionals who are able to work remotely and do not require to be physically present in order to do their jobs, and who also generally produce no more than 4-5 hours of creative work per day.

Famous examples of people on the Robe Schedule include: Stephen King, Hugh Hefner, Tim Ferris, and several others.

Edward's performance has clearly improved since hopping on a robe schedule last year.

I dream of the day when I can get on a robe schedule and stop going to these endless, pointless meetings!

by Snedward March 15, 2019