Gaylight-Savings

The money saved by being a greasy cocksucker to the salesman whilst buying disco lights or any other gay lighting apparatus.

Person 1:Hey did you hear boy george got his disco ball for half price

Person 2:Yeah he must of had a gaylight-savings coupon or got on his knees and did what he does best

by bennycnz April 3, 2010

Drunk Shaming

Drunk shaming is a complex ritual wherein a person who passes out with his or her shoes on, while drinking heavily with others, is bodily modified. This modification can take the form of having ones eyebrows or head shaved, face and/or body written on, or any number of everyday objects piled atop one's passed out body. Drunk shaming often focuses on sexual innuendo, so pictures of cocks on faces and other parts of the body are common in male and female victims of drunk shaming.

While some have suggested that drunk shaming is a cultural ritual aimed at ridiculing those who drink too much, it is in fact a bacchanalian celebration of rampant inebriation.

Dude, I'm not sure exactly what happened, but I woke up the next morning half naked with 'BALLS' written on my forehead and duct tape covering my hair. It freaking hurt to pull off! It was like the worst case of drunk shaming ever.

by metaspencer October 25, 2013

Public Shaming

Current form of societal control used to manipulate your 8 year old son being accepted into a rec league baseball team. Related: public servant, good ole boy, chewing tobacco, carpetbaggers.

All the local kids got rejected from the team until their tax paying local voting parents used public shaming on the rec league into accepting them.

by Midwesternmick May 7, 2018

beer light savings time

A term used to justify drinking before noon (since it is widely noted if you drink before noon you are an alcoholic). Beer light savings time equals whatever amount of hours needed to make your morning drinking equal noon.
ie: drinking at 8 am adding 4hrs of beer light savings time making it noon and therefore compliant with social standards of no drinking before noon.

Richard: You are an alcoholic, it is only 10:45 in the morning.
Jim: I am well aware of the time dick, however we are now in beer light savings time.

by paul walters (717) March 25, 2010

saxing

A popular Internet meme in which users record saxophone solos over preexisting songs, thus creating a new song. There are no rules to the length, genre, or "mood" one can sax. The only thing that is required is a sax and loads of sensual passion.

Saxing is the new planking.

by Deke 2 February 27, 2012

Sawing

Where you move your arm back and forth in a sawing manner in a persons crotch, trying as if you were to saw them in half up their body. They experience a very painful sensation as their genitals are "sawed".

Dude, i was sawing him so bad that one of his balls got lodged in his stomach.

by Webby Web May 9, 2010

I'm just saying

This is a phrase often used when a person is being accused of something or is said to offend someone unknowingly, while stating something.

Sarah: "Your shirt is Purple"
Lyndsay: "No it isn't"
Sarah: "It is Isn't it Alex?"
Alex nods.
Lydsay(frustrated): "Whatever it's not a big deal."
Sarah: "I'm just saying"

by CCWoodson December 16, 2008