Rectal Rocket

A rectal rocket is when a constipated individual uses a bottle rocket to "blast" the poopbout of his anus.

Person a. Dah hell you doin with dat rocket person b. Uses it to rectal rocket the shit out person a. ...dah fuck Is wrong wit u?!!

by don wellington a November 28, 2009

rectal rehydration

Not a form of torture

CIA medical officers discussed rectal rehydration as a means of behavior control.

by jw1337 December 14, 2014

Rectal Crevice

When a person's rectum is molested so much their anus resembles a crevice.

Fred's rectal is so wide from anal intercourse that having sex with him is like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

by Eric April 7, 2005

rectal recreation in the anal arena

when 2 or more guys have a friendly competition in a game of butt darts

"hey jacob, some guys are having rectal recreation later if you want to join in"

by bob dole October 5, 2004

rectal examination

when the thai hooker you hired turns out to be a dude

sam was a bright little boy until one day, his aunt shoved a big black dildo in his tight, innocent little christian boy asshole

sam screamed "what are you doing aunt meredith?!"
aunt meredith replied "im giving you a rectal examination"

by ben shapir-no June 12, 2019

Rectulapubis

A disorder where your penis protudes from your ass and your rectum protrudes from your pubic region.

Mary didn't know sucking on the thing protruding from George's pubic region would result in a mouth full of feces until it was too late!

by Niggslayer November 12, 2004

testicle shitting rectal wart

rectal wart

looks like little zit

by mkjrmj May 10, 2003