reading

The act of sampling information into discrete data structures in order to enable fidelity with respect to subsequent time.

See inverse: writing
See a synonym: inputting
See an antonym: outputting

"Reading...ain't nobody got time for that."

by soloyoloyuppie42 June 26, 2017

to read a book

Codeword for sexual activity of some sort (options A, B or C)

"Shall we go read a book?"
"My, you're so good at reading books"
"If I come around, can I read a book with you?"

by Monkey! December 3, 2004

read the bible

A term used to disguise the act of smoking pot.

"Hey Jimmy, wanna come over and read the bible?"

"Ok, sounds good, i'll bring my lighter"

by Kentt August 4, 2007

reading day

the day after classes are done with in college and the day before exams starts.... reading day usually consists of sobering up from the night before and sleeping off the hangover, there is no reall reading or studying for that matter going on at all!

what are we doing for reading day?????

by ASU student December 7, 2006

reado

When a word, phrase or sentence is misread, especially in an IM session. Opposite of typo.

Whoops, I guess I did a reado.

by timbu November 26, 2003

disk read error

Common problem most PS2 owners experience sooner or later where the console stops reading disks of certain types or all CDs used in the unit and displays 'Disk Read Error'.
Usually linked to the laser misaligning itself or a dirty lens.

I just got this thing a month ago how can I be getting disk read errors?

this isn't even scratched why's it giving me this crap?

by Andy April 4, 2005

Reading smut

Reading smut is you reading sexual content that make you wanna commit arson.

Did you start reading smut yet bitch?

by Nerdwastaken December 21, 2021