NYPD Highway Patrol

: n. A unit within the New York City Police Department that is responsible for raising revenue on the highways of New York City. The unit is comprised of miserable outcasts that cannot be partnered up with anyone in an RMP, were not able to get hired by any legitimate State Police agency, geeks that believe that writing "movers" (i.e. moving violations) will avenge their social shortcomings that they've encountered since high school, or any combination of the three. They are most obnoxious to fellow PD members and FD employees. An individual of this unit is known pejoratively as "Harry Highway" by other PD members as well as FD and several other city agencies.

Look at that NYPD Highway Patrol loser! "Harry Highway" loves to pretend he's a state trooper.

by fdpdtruth May 21, 2010

Pixie Patrol

A name commonly used by the Army and Navy cadets to describe Air force cadets, it refers to the fact the the Air Force is used to "patrol" the skies. and the fact that they are a bunch of pixies

Army cadet 1: ah. fuck. look air fairies.
Army cadet 2: Shit Look at that Pixie patrol.
Army cadet 1: God, i wish i was one. *laughs*
Pixies: Fuck you.
Army cadet 2: you'd like that wouldn't you?

by Nickøs. January 5, 2010

Poon Patrol

Going on the lookout for that tasty vagina and often shooting it with and invisible poon gun, grenade etc and saying pooned.

Person 1: ay dude there is some poon there, get the poon blaster out

Person 2: *gets gun out* poon poon

Person 1: mad poon patrol

by Sergeant Major Poon February 27, 2013

safety patrol

When you check in on all your friends the morning after a party

Dude, I was assigned safety patrol after last night's drinking session

by Pseudo_nym January 3, 2015

Border Patrol

1). Fucking idiot standing at the border, most likely straching his sack

2). Job that requires under 70 IQ.

3). Bored people who shoot at immigrants trying to cross the border.

1). Look at Eric A. Pennino scratch his ballsack; he must be a Border Patrol Officer.

2). I'm a complete retard, I should join the Border Patrol!

3). 72 innocent men were shot today by the Border Patrol.

by Storytelling Sam September 9, 2006

patrolling

not wearing a shirt under a hoodie

" that girl is definetly patrolling today, look you can see her nipples through her hoodie"

by poopshoot0505 April 12, 2009

Boarder Patrol

Default restrictions in place on message boards that keep users from accessing off-limits areas of the board.

"Balls. I tried to lurk the Members Only board without registering, but got shut down by the Boarder Patrol.

by Hikken October 4, 2007