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man oil by grease pump May 24, 2010
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droppin' oil
Jealous. Arose from an accusation of a person who walked into a nice house, became jealous of the homeowners, and then secretly began dropping oil on the carpet and ruining it, leaving the owners to wonder where the mysterious oil spots came from.
1. Adjective: She and I both used to be cool, but she's been droppin' oil ever since she was fired from the warehouse.
2. Verb: He started droppin' oil after finding out his best friend is dating his ex.
2. Verb: He started droppin' oil after finding out his best friend is dating his ex.
droppin' oil by The TrUth will find you out March 6, 2013
Smuggling the hot oil
Phrase
1. Having a large amount of cum/lube in ones ass held in by a butt plug
2. When you mean to say Hanging Around but mess up.
1. Having a large amount of cum/lube in ones ass held in by a butt plug
2. When you mean to say Hanging Around but mess up.
Person 1: Well now that you’re all smuggling the hot oil, I think it’s time we took care of some business.
Person 2: Uh, the phrase is hanging around.
Person 1: What did I say?
Person 2: Smuggling the hot oil.
Person 1: WTF does that mean?!
Person 2: Uh, the phrase is hanging around.
Person 1: What did I say?
Person 2: Smuggling the hot oil.
Person 1: WTF does that mean?!
Smuggling the hot oil by Davis Crimsha March 25, 2020
Crime Scene Oil
"Lay down there, be the body."
"I'm not lying down near that blood stain!"
"Are you crazy? That's CLEARLY crime scene oil."
"Oh. Okay."
"I'm not lying down near that blood stain!"
"Are you crazy? That's CLEARLY crime scene oil."
"Oh. Okay."
Crime Scene Oil by misspelld March 6, 2010
The Harp-Oil Government
A collection of mostly ex oil industry employees, paid to continually harp and shill about the pristine virtues of ethical oil so clean you could drink it, ad-nauseam, and to ensure that the misguided global warming problems of "other" countries don't slow down the escalating air pollution dreams of The Harp-oil Government's owners, ad-nauseam.
Little Oil: *&^K*!!! we've had another &^%king pipeline rupture again.... It's bad, really ^%$#king bad. What should we do?
Big Oil: No problemmo! I'll just call my boy in charge at the The Harp-Oil Government. He'll get the muzzels on his people and make sure nobody knows a thing about it. If they do, his team will harp on and on about how it was just a good old ethical oil spill, besides, he knows if we don't get we want we won't be bankrolling his next election campaign and he won't be buying those shiny new regime change jets we ordered. Remember, they're working for us."
Little Oil: "I love how you always make everything right!"
Big Oil: "It's not who you know son, it's who you own."
Big Oil: No problemmo! I'll just call my boy in charge at the The Harp-Oil Government. He'll get the muzzels on his people and make sure nobody knows a thing about it. If they do, his team will harp on and on about how it was just a good old ethical oil spill, besides, he knows if we don't get we want we won't be bankrolling his next election campaign and he won't be buying those shiny new regime change jets we ordered. Remember, they're working for us."
Little Oil: "I love how you always make everything right!"
Big Oil: "It's not who you know son, it's who you own."
The Harp-Oil Government by gyrfalcon206 December 19, 2011
Sneed oil
Seed oil/Sneed oil/Goyim oil is a kind of oil produced from pressing seeds like rapeseeds, sunflower seeds, flaxseeds, etc that is primarily used to lubricate engines and have been linked to cancer and other various metabolic syndrome yet it's in every single thing you can find in the grocery store
The oil well
When a male and or female has a bad case of the runs and you stick you're fingers in their anus causing their asshole to gush diarrhea like you just struck oil
Jack - "Damn, dude. I tried to finger my girls pooper last night but i ended up striking some oil."
Todd - "gross! Sounds like you were the victim of THE OIL WELL!"
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Todd - "gross! Sounds like you were the victim of THE OIL WELL!"
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The oil well by Shitcakedasshairs May 17, 2016