chocolate octopus

Getting ruthlessly gang banged by 8 black guys in an unruling orgy

Brooke brown caught the chocolate octopus after leavkng the rave

by Pelvis powerranger January 8, 2018

Oklahoma Octopus

1. A legendary cryptid said to be lurking in the man-made lakes of Oklahoma. It hunts and kills swimmers.

2. Four people, eight limbs, lots of slime and suction. Typically happens after a late night at a redneck bar. Can be either gay or straight interaction. Cowboy hats are optional.

They made an oklahoma octopus after they left the bar last night. Those cowboy hats got squirted with something other than ink last night.

by PastaPro September 27, 2018

Cum octopus

1. A sexual act where one recipient gets cummed on by 8 guys simultaneously.

2. When you bust a nut in the water and it floats around like an octopus.

Part of the soccer team gave roxanne a cum octopus last night

by dLFN98 December 27, 2018

chicken octopus

a boy who plays baseball who thinks their so very cool but is just a chicken octopus

“OMG dude, your such a chicken octopus”
“shut up bitch”
*gets in fight*
*chicken octopus dies because he’s weak*

by chicken octopus November 15, 2019

Ploop Octopus

A very pleasing blowjob by an ugly or unattractive female. These females most often have long, untrimmed mustaches and smell like dick cheese.

That ugly bitch gave me a Ploop Octopus bro, i came in her mouth and she made my dick hairs stand up.

by big dick nigga with December 3, 2019

Doctor Octopused

By duct taping 4 bidet sets into a 4-in-1 action and getting sprayed in the anus

Bro i got doctor octopused last night

by Plaanz August 25, 2021

Cajun Octopus

The act of sharting into an appliance

I had to go so bad I had to “Cajun Octopus” the microwave.

by The Bearded Doorman January 24, 2022