Maida is a strange gal who lobes to pee in earlobes. Guys pls stay safe she’s coming for my ear tonight!
Example 1:
Boy 1 *running*
Boy2: MAIDA IS COMING EVERYONE GET OUT
Example 2:
Girl 1: omg im so scared!!!😭
Boy1: me too she’s coming I fear
Girl 2: I SEE HER OMG WE’RE MAIDEAD😥
Boy 1 *running*
Boy2: MAIDA IS COMING EVERYONE GET OUT
Example 2:
Girl 1: omg im so scared!!!😭
Boy1: me too she’s coming I fear
Girl 2: I SEE HER OMG WE’RE MAIDEAD😥
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Not, in fact, a soccer player but a reluctant connoisseur of Vivzipop media and a raging dyslexic.
Definitely one of the best people you can get to know
Matidarsagene Autotemcel Injection
Not, in fact, a soccer player but a reluctant connoisseur of Vivzipop media and a raging dyslexic.
Definitely one of the best people you can get to know
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She’s also very creative and plays piano like a goddess, Beethoven is her bitch. She also paints a lot better than you. But even though she’s best at everything she’s humble and kind to everyone she meets. Sometimes when she makes pancakes it gets messy and occasionally leaves the dishes for a while, but that’s okay cause she’s amazing either way and I would clean every pancake off the floor or dish just to be near her.
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