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Marrying Milk

When African American men marry white women for the following reasons: prestige among the African American community; a genuinely perceived rise in status by other African American men; and most importantly, to cover up "their blackness". As opposed to "Mud Sharks" (extraordinarily ugly Caucasian females, rejected by Caucasian men, that marry African American men for perceived attention).
Marrying Milk: Two friends, one Caucasian, one African American, broach the subject of female variety they particularly enjoy dating. The white man responds, "Italians, English, and Eastern Europeans". The white man wonders what type his friend likes (..."slanky, busty, thicc?" ). The black man reveals demurely, "I like Milk.. Just Milk." The black man can sense from his friend's silence, that he is completely unacquainted with his particular vernacular. For emphasis, the black man demonstrates by miming milk being poured over his arm. "I want to be covered in WHITE..." the black man continues, in euphoric bliss, "...Now you get me? I only like WHITE women!!". His friend pauses, then widens his lips into a knowing grin. The black friend continues, and inches closer, as if to strengthen their bond. "You know. My girl, the one coming today is a "Mud Shark". "And I like it -- she means a lot. No complaints...AND I get a lift in "my" community. Later, man...you come out and hang with us. Alright?" A droning buzz marks the end of the shift. The two friends rise from a comfortable recline, stretch their weary bodies, and proceed toward an enclosed space lit by sparks, to the hum of drills. The friends become swallowed by a sea of working men of all races and backgrounds, as they follow the dim fluorescent glow of the factory.
by Just getting along May 22, 2022
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markyb is a nickname cool people called markand have a last name beginning with B have off there closest female friends.
"hey markyb wanna hang out tonight?"
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Marky Kilarky

Popularized by the endearing jingle. . ."Marky Kilarky-My Irish Boyfriend."
I am going to dance a jig and sing of Marky Kilarky-My Irish Boyfriend!
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Margyle

Man argyle. Argyle sweater patterns and socks found in the Men's Department at your local clothing stores.
Hey man, I was at target yesterday and they have out a whole new line of matching Margyle sweaters and socks!

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Mariyium

The coolest girl ever. Will marry the rapper Drizzy Drake.
Yooo guys don't worry, mariyium is here.
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Marly Kinmen

Beautiful, amazing, sweet, awesome personality,
Shes so "Marly Kinmen"
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marcyna

The most amazing, beautiful young girl, that exists on the planet. If you need someone to talk to, or just need someone to help bring a smile to your face, talk to her. Once you start talking to her, within seconds she will have you filled with joy! Never underestimate her power to outsmart you, and never let your guard down in an argument, because she will take you down! If you ever come across a wild Marcyna please run up and give her the biggest hug in the world, she deserves it!
Be careful, her name is Marcyna and you'll never want to let her go!
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