Leftover Lisa

a girl or woman who cannot get a date no matter how hard she tries. Many of these individuals are nice, clean, caring people who just don't have the looks, money or popularity to find a partner.

Nancy is a pediatric nurse who makes $25 an hour, but cannot find a date. But while she is a kind, caring, talented, giving person who anyone would be happy to know, she is also 5'2 and 300 lbs, rendering her a Leftover Lisa, as men generally do not see past her size.

by Laiho's Eyeliner September 29, 2008

Shut up Lisa; nobody likes you.

Friendly trash talk when your friend or co-worker talks too much during meetings or trainings. Can also be used to lighten the mood when an especially annoying person monopolize's everyone's time with negative comments and useless questions.

Shut up Lisa; nobody likes you.

by Off with her head! October 3, 2016

Lisa

The name of a girl who is very pretty and is so lovable that boys fall in love with her instantly. An intelligent and sexy female with LUSCIOUS physical features. An extremely smart and sexy female with great hair and a great face. Nice, sweet and generous are words that go along with Lisa. She is funny and giving. Likes to have a good time. She is self confident and blessed with good genes. She just has it all; all other girls are extremely jealous of her. Loves chinese food and tattoos. Loves moths doing there own kamakaze suicide atempts into flames. Someone who has a great zest for life. Has an unprecedented sense of humor. She is the life and soul of a party, which makes her extremely sociable. Lisa has a very unpredictable lifestyle. Intelligent and very focused. Strong set of character, which makes her stands out from the rest. Never one who gives up. Extremely beautiful. Amazing lover.

I am so jealous you are dating Lisa.

Lisa is all that I have, and I'll never trade her for anything in the world.

by A #1 Lisa February 3, 2010

LISA

An acronym for Low IQ Selfie Addict.

Her idea of a good weekend is clicking at least 500 selfies. No wonder she's a LISA.

by Sushant June 26, 2018

Lisa

A trustworthy, great friend. Very hot and good looking. Boys are too scared to talk to her because they are worried what she will think of them. She is very funny and She Cares about others. Once you get to know her you will love her!!!

Guy: OMG! i spoke to Lisa today!
Other Guy: :O lucky you.

Guy: i know shes great. Made me laugh alot!
Other Guy: jealous:/

by amazing.. February 6, 2010

Lisa Regalia

One of the most attractive, funny girls on the planet. She is amazing and awesome! Always down for whatever and will kick your ass if need be.

"Hey, have you met Lisa Regalia?"

"Yeah, she is bad ass!"

by Your Fantasy111 October 17, 2008

Lisa

Lisa is a smart, friendly and athletic girl. She is always rooting for a team, whether its the New York Yankees or the Giants. Boys will stop to flirt with her in the halls. Dereks and Marks would fall for this girl. WARNING: Lisas can be cranky in the morning but really loyal after she's eaten her waffles. This girl is extremely beautiful; with her chocolate hair and dreamy brown eyes.

"Lisa did you watch the game?"

"Of course, Derek hit a homer and Teixiera made a nice play."

by bubblepopz June 3, 2009