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ted kennedy 

Any of various fat, red-faced, thickset rodents, inhabiting northern regions and known for periodic mass drunk migrations that sometime leads to driving off in water, ending their mate's life in drowning.

See also Lemming
Liberals do the Ted Kennedy on the way to the Fabricate 9/11 movie because they want to know how to gain favor with Hezbollah.
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John F. Kennedy 

The president who nailed more fine pussy than any other man that was ever in the Oval Office. During WW2, he was boning a Nazi spy. Then, in 1952, he married a ravishingly hot heiress named Jacqueline, who later appeared naked in Hustler magazine. By the time he was president in 1961, he was having multiple affairs with dozens of women including: Mary Tyler Moore who was still married to Dick Van Dyke; Jayne Mansfield - a famous satanist, actress and nude model; Judith Exner - the mistress of a mafia boss; Angie Dickenson - a nyphomaniac redhead; and most famously Marilyn Monroe, who he murdered in 1962.

After a while, Kennedy's whoring ways made even the Gambino crime family red faced with shame. A secret alliance of assassins was formed, which carried out the JFK assasination on 11/22/1963. This black alliance consisted of mobsters, Cuban patriots, the Memphis Mafia including Elvis and Colonel Tom Parker, Texas politicians and conservative government agents working in tandem w/ FBI Director J. Edgar Hoover, who was a gay Republican.
John F Kennedy nabbed more fine poon than any leader in the history of the world including Caligula.

There is no woman on earth, who John F. Kennedy could not screw.
John F. Kennedy by Assex 776 December 26, 2007

Ted Kennedy 

A term used to describe the act of dunking someones head underwater.
The bully was doing a Ted Kennedy on a smaller kid in the swimming pool then the lifegurd yelled out to stop it or else.

Kate Kennedy Club

Historical and elite Gentleman's Club of the University of St. Andrews. The main aims of the club are to raise money for charities and to uphold university traditions. However the club is often criticized for its exclusivity and secrecy. Members are described as pretentious and arrogant and originate from wealthy and influential families.
Person A: The Kate Kennedy Club raised 100000 pounds for charity this year!
Person B: They most likely pocketed half of it....

dead kennedy 

Used to refer to someone who is too drunk to fuck.
She says : Hey you wanna come back to my place and hump?

He says : Fuck it, i'm a dead kennedy.
dead kennedy by d.money February 10, 2004

Insult-A-Kennedy drunk 

Utterly annihilated out of your mind drunk. Well past the point of losing inhibition, past becoming surly, and well beyond any sense of tact so that virtually everything you say is offensive and leaves you with your foot it in your mouth.

So unbelievably drunk, in fact, that you become capable of screaming "this is why people kill the Kennedys" to Bobby Kennedy III at a party in Brooklyn.
She was drunk, but she wasn't "Insult-A-Kennedy drunk."

David kennedy

yummy looking guitar player for Angels And Airwaves (AVA)

takes amazing pictures with modlife members at meet and greets at warped tour.

will be married to me someday.. he just doesnt know it yet.
David kennedy: hey whats up
me: omg.your amazing.
David: ha. thanks.


David kennedy by kaitlynlvsu October 9, 2008