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Intellectualizing

When you or someone you know take something simple and hyper-analyze it to reach absurd conclusions.
Bob thinks that his attraction to tits is related to his maternal issues. He's a fucking idiot and intellectualizing. Sometimes you just like big tits.
by Freud's Evil Cousin July 26, 2023
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Costco intellectual

A person who usually lives in a safe, liberal bubble who believes you can run the world as if it's a club designed to keep out poor people. They generally take edge case, nuanced scenarios, or things that can only be done in high trust systems and try to apply them to every situation.
Have you seen her instagram stories? She's such a Costco intellectual.
by IRainFall January 4, 2024
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Intellectual

An individual whose iq high enough to be able to understand the deep messages in the show Rick & Morty.
Intellectual: I'M PICKLE RIIIIIICK! WOO! SZECHUAN SAUUUCE!
Simpleton: What?
by mynamjef445 November 9, 2017
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Intellectual Ascension

Intellectual Ascension is suggestive blessings of Three legs, The holy Trinity, Third eye, All seeing eye, Power of 3 etc. greedy will attempt to undermine explaining it from a self centered egocentric stance in narcissistic sociopath psychological upscale when it's a inclusive to the whole revelations and realization appointment of civil endowment or actual maturity of a mind abiding to philosophical concepts that there's always room for improvement based on actual discovered or undiscovered empirical evidence notation of which is Comprehension is a mitigated balance the apitomy of equalization. Science calls law of energy conservation, Alchemy before that Said law of equivlant exchange, the Heavens representative with the scales of justice and karma. All essential to Utopian standard! Found in concepts like the greater good, earth, medium, God, law etc. A self governing equal party that virtually is compliment to A.I. math lacks depth to comprehend coherently so a intellectually ascended makes up for in compensation augmentation compassion of understanding. A worldly being inherent of regulated developmental growth. well versed enough in culture traveled or untraveled untraveled being media accessed to be able to understand balance and counter balance can create a fusion reaction power production symbolic to 3 way intersection ideology where effected mass is unchanged but mass effect changes also noted as awakening to latent ability.
Greater good is inherent of Intellectual Ascension both good and bad feed off of feed being connection subject of greater good being innocence.
by PsymonCasanova April 1, 2024
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intellectual

An Ari, is Albanian for Intellectual, so when someone calls you an Ari, it means you are very smart in a different language
by 4r1 February 19, 2022
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Intellectual Prostitute

One who sells use of their mind, similarly to how a prostitute sells use of their body.
"Do you have any prior experience working at a library or with children?"
"No, but I was an intellectual prostitute for a few years before I applied here."
"A what?"
by usedhumanhands December 8, 2024
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Pseudo-intellectual

An individual who spends more time trying to flex their intellect rather than actually wanting to learn. Pseudo-intellectuals aren't unintelligent or uneducated per se, however the crux of the issue is that they are not as intelligent as they are letting on. For example, to be an intellect on a specific subject, an intellectual would read multiple books or articles then study them in order to retain all the information. A pseudo-intellectual would read one article and label themselves an expert on the subject.
Ways to spot a pseudo-intellectual

1. Plagiarising
2. Quoting
3. Using advanced language to make themselves sound smart, but fails because they use the word incorrectly
4. They use their knowledge as a weapon. For example smart people want to pass on the knowledge they have to other people to inform them on a certain subject. Pseudo-intellectuals on the other hand seek to impress and show off, so put others down to increase their feelings of superiority and lower the self worth of others for their own personal gain
5. They like to start arguments whether it is on politics, philosophy, religion or science, but it ends up backfiring on them due to only retaining snippets of information on these topics, but not the full story, whereas their opponent has been pre-educated before the debate and read multiples books and sources on the topic throughly, thus absolutely thrashing the pseudo-intellectual in a debate. Ultimately never begin a debate on something you know nothing about because people will get the impression thag you're just desperate to flex your knowledge when there probably isn't much of it.
by UltimateDoge May 25, 2022
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