goose whacker

a person who goes around and slaps people with his dick

That asshole over there is a goose whacker!

by wackingoff333333 April 16, 2010

Goose-Faced

When you are so DUC (Driving under the influence of caffeine) that you can't maintain a straight face. Often the person experiences intense bursts of energy and raging Freedom

"Why did you steal that Honda Ranger?"
"I'm Goose-Faced I don't know what to tell you"

by Doctor Supreme November 28, 2014

Goose Dump

A crap so large, that when taken is so exquisite and satisfying that it gives you goose bumps during release.

"I was in a bad mood all morning, not knowing why, until I took an exhilarating goose dump. Now I'm happy as a pig in goose dumps".

by daust126 March 20, 2011

Goose Butter

Much like duck butter, Goose Butter is found at "the other end of the pond", but only on a female. It is the sweat that accumulates on a female in her vaginal area, usually around the vaginal lips.

Sorry Bobby, you're not actually turning me on, that's just my goose butter.

or

Did you remember to put the rest of the goose butter back in the fridge?

by The Faze (Matt) January 31, 2005

Goose Egg

A large Lump left on forehead above eye after being hit.

"Damn did you see that big ole Goose egg on his head after he got hit?"

by Loumus August 20, 2008

goose margarin

the female version of "duck butter." its a combination of vaginal discharge, swamp ass, dead skin, ass milk, and small traces of lint. it usually smells like a mixture of sourdough bread & raw salmon. known to melt just like margarin once it hits your warm lips.

girl i thought i told you to shower after your triathlon race, you got yo goose margarin all over my lips again

by Sexblood September 16, 2009

Goose Tits

Boobies that are so large they droop in the bra and make men stare until their brains explode. The kind of boobies that have many veins and large nipples. The best kind.

Guy1: Wow look at that girls tits.

Guy2: Ya man those are Goose Tits, I can tell they have some big ole nipples.

Guy1: And veins.

by Gtap November 9, 2010