Garfblat

A word or expression which makes the one hearing it want to punch the person saying it in the face, kick in the balls (if present), poke in the eye (only on tuesdays), or fuck their mom (only if their hot, and only in public restrooms at the metro), or simply vomit.

Guy 1 "Dude, thats like as much fun as riding a tractor...in a field"

Guy 2 " You just garfblatted, wheres your mother?"

by Dally-Doodlez November 2, 2006

Garfunkulous

quite possibly the best word ever; has no real meaning and can be used to replace a word or can also be used if a person can't think of a good word to use

Bob: Did you see that chick?

Joe: Yeah, she was freaking garfunkulous!

Bob: Hell yeah!

by Davis7170 February 2, 2008

Garfielding

To receive oral sex whilest eating lasagna.

John told me he spent last night garfielding. I'm not friends with John anymore.

by GrokMonkey August 6, 2011

Garfunkelitis

A disease where you turn green and implode.

Dude 1: What happened to Jeff?
Dude 2: He imploded because he got Garfunkelitis.
Dude 1: Shit! Dude. Wow.

by Gingerification May 10, 2012

Garfield

A sexual act involving shoving uncooked lasagna up someone's anus and waiting for it to melt inside, after which a man has anal sex with the one with lasagna in their anus. When the man nuts, the mixture seeps out and is basically a salty lasagna.

Jhon: Hey Dave, I heard you Garfielded Heather last night.

Dave: Yeah, doing the Garfield gets get to come every time.

by Metami May 6, 2018

Garfield Sandwitch Face

A sandwitch made of Garfields Jizz.

by Jonnnay September 25, 2003

Garf

a verb: to garf- when you have a REALLY bad episode of "catting" (aka calling, texting, esp when they dont respond)
derived from garfield- a whiny cat that wont leave you alone once you pay attention to it

"I'm garfing real bad right now"
"I just garfed."
"Garftacular"

by Gator Nation January 18, 2009