Vanity Word

When someone defines a name or pseudonym of a person, sometimes out of spite but usually to get into a girls pants. May be written by the person themself, which only serves to make them look like an ass.

Despite the fact that you're actually not supposed to have definitions focused on non-celebrities, there are many such definitions.
He's been a pompous dick since someone wrote a Vanity Word of his obnoxious Gaia Online account.
by GrokMonkey August 07, 2011
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Garfielding

To receive oral sex whilest eating lasagna.
John told me he spent last night garfielding. I'm not friends with John anymore.
by GrokMonkey August 06, 2011
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