Definitions by Dally-Doodlez

Goarf 

Someone who spanks themself with a hockey stick while dressing up like Shirley Temple, also frequently caught sneezing on peoples cats, and peeing in the sink.

"I definetly met a kid named ummmm....Fagan i think it was.. hes such a Goarf."

Goarf by Dally-Doodlez November 10, 2008

Goarf 

Someone who spanks themself with a hockey stick while dressing up like Shirley Temple, also frequently caught sneezing on peoples cats, and peeing in the sink.

"I definetly met a kid named ummmm....Fagan i think it was.. hes such a Goarf."

Goarf by Dally-Doodlez November 9, 2006

Doodlez 

Doodlez
A slang word for the best creation ever. This thing/person is usually the most comforting thing to many people including poms(chearleaders, but better) and lots of other people. There very loveable and cuddly and reffered to as a "therapy bear" potentially the coolest person/thing youll ever see. If it is a person, they work well with Social Ninjas and Grahffles.

Holly: "Dally-Doodlez earned his name, hes so amazing, without him i would be a lonely old cat lady 4000 pounds overweight and living off of rotten willow bark"

Doodlez by Dally-Doodlez November 7, 2006

Emastabatory Aid 

An item to aid in Masterbation, usually pornography or a slut you found in an alley. If you have a good health plan it could vary from sexy nurses all the way to a clone of Angelina Jolee.

Person 1 "I cant get a hard on *cries*"
Person 2 "You need an Emastabatory Aid!"

Emastabatory Aid by Dally-Doodlez November 6, 2006

Rage-Induced High

When you get so furious towards someone, the blood pools in your head and you get a feeling of absolute joy at the thought of their demise.

Jerry " Im on a rage-induced high!"

Dally " Your mom bitching again"

Jerry " Indeed :D"

Rage-Induced High by Dally-Doodlez November 6, 2006

Social Ninja 

Somone who avoids contact, or in any way of communication, usually very arrogant and stuck up. No matter what evidence is put in front of them (when theyre actually talking) they will just snicker in your face and say that "my word is the law of nature" and try to use your words against you. Usually theyre worthless. Very smart but with no common sense or manners. Friends are scarce.

Zach is a social ninja, and a nerd

Social Ninja by Dally-Doodlez November 4, 2006

Garfblat

A word or expression which makes the one hearing it want to punch the person saying it in the face, kick in the balls (if present), poke in the eye (only on tuesdays), or fuck their mom (only if their hot, and only in public restrooms at the metro), or simply vomit.

Guy 1 "Dude, thats like as much fun as riding a tractor...in a field"

Guy 2 " You just garfblatted, wheres your mother?"

Garfblat by Dally-Doodlez November 2, 2006