grand theft auto

Awesomeness. A great game series (at least Grand Theft Auto III and on) in which you can do whatever you want. Complete freedom. Jack a car/truck/van/motorbike/what the hell ever on the streets. Pick up hookers for health, then kill them for your cash back. Shoot pedestrians and police officers, eventually getting chased by police cars, helicopters, the SWAT team, FBI agents and even the military. The only bad thing about this game series are the twelve year old kids that play it in an attempt to look cool in front of their friends. Those kids need to die. Anyway, if you don't have Grand Theft Auto III, Vice City and San Andreas, end your life and jump off a tall building. Rockstar = God. Kthxbai.

Grand Theft Auto owns my life.

by I like stuff March 23, 2005

Grand high pubah of the upper buttcrack

A person of low intellect, low or no personality or one who, no matter how hard they try, can't touch anything or undertake any task without it turning into poop but still thinks they are the bomb.

"There goes Tom"
"yeah, he's the Grand high pubah of the upper buttcrack."

by Agent472007 April 25, 2010

Grand Junction High School

A school of about 1,800 filled with a wide variety of students; ranging from outstanding athletes to a spectacular speech and debate team to your average adolescent drug dealer. Surrounding schools such as fruita are bitter and jealous, and will do anything in their power to try to beat the Tigers. They still cant.

"Dang, those Grand Junction High School kids sure are better than us"

"I wish I could go to Grand Junction High School"

by el tigres August 22, 2011

Grand Slamwich

The sexually glorious act of being sandwiched between two greasy men in a Denny's bathroom.

Derrick got a Grand Slamwich this morning and couldn't finish his breakfast afterward.

by IronBeagle May 31, 2016

Grand Haven

(1.) The most beautiful town on earth. Tourists swarm here in the summer to admire this place. (2.) The best place along the shores of Lake Michigan (3.) The number one place to watch a sunset.

(1.) "Man, did you see that picture of all those tourists on the beach?"
"Yeah, must be a pic of Grand Haven."
(2.) "So I travelled to Milwaukee last week. It was nothing compared to Grand Haven."
(3.) I looked out and saw all of the colors of the rainbow on the sunset, and I remembered how great Grand Haven is.

by crazzy_beach_chicaa1166 December 21, 2010

Grand Mother Puba

Eldest female member of a tribe of Tusken Raiders.

"I killed them all... not just the men, but the women and children too. And the Grand Mother Puba!"

by jimmychimmychunga November 24, 2011

Grand Island

A small island in New York that is mostly rich, the rich do really hard drugs while most of the poor just stick with pot and booze

Grand Island needs to stop putting fucking developments

by Personthatisonthissite September 28, 2018