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A person of low intellect, low or no personality or one who, no matter how hard they try, can't touch anything or undertake any task without it turning into poop but still thinks they are the bomb.
"There goes Tom"
"yeah, he's the Grand high pubah of the upper buttcrack."
by Agent472007 April 25, 2010
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