The day before father's day in honor of those who don't have a dad to appreciate due to the fact that he is a scum
Person 1: What are you doing for father's day?
Person 2: My dad left before I was born I celebrate fatherless day.
Person 2: My dad left before I was born I celebrate fatherless day.
by Josethemonkey June 11, 2019
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A Butt Father is a man who in a relationship, short or long, is the one who penetrates the other's posterior at all times.
It does not matter if the other is male or female, you can still be butt fathered.
One who is the one who gets Butt Fathered is called either a Butt Son or a Butt Daughter.
A woman who uses a strapped-on dildo to penetrate anally is called a Butt Mother.
Plural is Butt Fathers.
It is unknown why they aren't called Butt Husbands or Butt Wifes, it is a strange conundrum...
It does not matter if the other is male or female, you can still be butt fathered.
One who is the one who gets Butt Fathered is called either a Butt Son or a Butt Daughter.
A woman who uses a strapped-on dildo to penetrate anally is called a Butt Mother.
Plural is Butt Fathers.
It is unknown why they aren't called Butt Husbands or Butt Wifes, it is a strange conundrum...
"I am the Butt Father in this relationship, so get on your mother-fucking knees!" - Abusive Arsehole
by GentlemanChapNuts October 16, 2010
Get the Butt Father mug.Girl 1: All these fuck boys but who's the fuck father.
Girl 2: I don't know but he probably works for Fox News
Girl 2: I don't know but he probably works for Fox News
by hermionemate September 29, 2015
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father set's rules only to be overidden by the mother father said can't have anymore pets mother buys crab. crabs are not pets?
by punksaturny phil February 3, 2010
Get the father mug.A greeting used to proclaim one's intention to kill based on past murders. More specifically, if you happen to be in the movie The Princess Bride.
Person 1: Hallo. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Person 2: Dude, wtf?!
Person 1: Princess Bride moment.
Person 2: Oh got it! AAAAAAAH (*runs away screaming)
Person 2: Dude, wtf?!
Person 1: Princess Bride moment.
Person 2: Oh got it! AAAAAAAH (*runs away screaming)
by lrb323 December 14, 2010
Get the Hallo. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. mug.a very confising situation. Named so because Mr. Kemp has six children with four different women, and so the occurence of father's day will likely feature puzzlement on Mr. Kemp's part as he tries to match the children with their mothers, not to mention the catfight bound to break out when four ghetto ladies gather to discuss the children fathered by the same man.
-How was the math exam?
-Fuck, I dont think I got a question right. It was as confusing as father's day at shawn kemp's house...
-Fuck, I dont think I got a question right. It was as confusing as father's day at shawn kemp's house...
by maks July 23, 2004
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