February 29th

The 60th day of a leap year in the Gregorian Calendar.

I was born on February 29th. *is better than you*

by omgztrendwhore September 24, 2005

February 12

Abraham Lincoln’s birthday also national plum pudding day

Ayo bro what day is it ?
Abraham Lincoln’s birthday fam, never forget february 12

by Andy whelan October 17, 2019

February 9th

February 9th also know as national pizza day

Friend 1: Hey it's February 9th
Friend 2: ok and...
Friend 3: it's national pizza day you Dingus

Friend 1, 2 and 3: let fuck some pizza

by Missa582 October 14, 2019

fabrosexual

the act of having sexual intercourse with a couch or chair made of any type of fabric. (silk, satin, cloth, cotten, suede or any man made material ex polyester or denim)

Leather or sheep skin is not covered under fabrosexual becuase they are dead animal and fall under beastiality.

Frosty: Dude did you cum all over the couch ?
Dean: yeah man i love that couch im a fabrosexual.

by couchfucker2012 May 22, 2010

February 6

National fiend day.

This day is dedicated to all the fiends!

Wow she’s such a fiend! She was definitely born on February 6th

by yo chilllll October 15, 2019

febrowary

when men grow out their unibrows during the month of February and make up some cause to support

I cant believe Mark is growing a unibrow for febrowary, its disgusting.

by the ice fish December 11, 2010

February 26

People born on this day may develop a fondness for ‘this is a McDonald’s drive thru’ meme and are likely to get arrested at the age of 21 for peeing in the local water tank. There is an 88.5% chance that they also apply for service to those born on November 9.

"Hey man, why do you keep glancing at the water tank over there?"

"Uhh... I dunno man it just looks... so tempting for some reason... I sort of want to pee in there as a prank you know..."
"Yo wait weren't you born on February 26?"
"Yes, so what?"
"Well didn't you turn 21 about two months ago?"
".........oh no."

by Sydney Sage October 15, 2019