urban dicthead

a person who constantly tries to work words he or she reads or finds on urbandictionary.com into their daily language, regardless or whether or not anyone around them understands them, or whether or not the words are applicable to their situation or their social or racial postions etc.

If you are reading this, there is an approximately 27.2%chance that you are an urban dicthead. Fuck off and shut the fuck up.

by the other "Brian C." apparantly December 28, 2008

Fatkins Diet

A weight loss plan for the female morbidly obese in which the participant becomes pregnant and loses the pounds since she is now eating an exorbitant amount for two instead of one. Then at the end of 9 months, the participant tops it off by "birthing away" any remaining undesirable weight.

Did you hear about Jennifer? She was on that show I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant because she was so fat she didn't notice there was a baby in her. Ironically, she ended up losing a lot of weight.
Ah yes, the ol' Fatkins Diet

by Fatropolis May 10, 2011

diet

the thing your on today, then off of tomorrow

Today:
I am sooo like fat!!! Ima go ona diet for realz for realz. No more coco for me, ya heard!
Tomorrow:
uMMMM...them chips look good as hellz.... fuck it, im already fat, why dont I live a little?? (chomps on chips)

by MCRfan4life January 11, 2006

Diehard

Someone who is willing to stick it out until the end.
Someone who will support something when everyone else moves on.

John: Man, that new Hatebreed song is fuckin kick ass!
Matt: Which song?
John: As Diehard As They Come!
Matt: Oh, yeah, that songs fuckin amazing!
John: True, you going to their next concert?
Matt: Yeah, you?
John: Yeah, see you in the pit!
Matt: Will do, brother!

"Never Waiver, Never Falter - REMAIN DIEHARD"

by boo-boo-on-your-little-finger March 4, 2009

diet pepsi twist

Diet pepsi with lemon but you can NEVER find it in stores anymore.

Diet pepsi twist is the shit, now Coca Cola came out with some fucking shit called Diet Coke with lime. It won't ever be the same.

by forkalongo July 8, 2004

Diet Coke

something fat people drink because they believe it is good for them and they feel like they are making a good choice in their day.

Claudia always begins her day with a rack of ribs and a diet coke.

by MiChael face July 18, 2011

fatkins diet

atkins with carbs, in other words, the diet most all of us are on all the time.

She's way too skinny - she should try the Fatkins Diet.

by Ron Rabie May 14, 2008