Skip to main content

dexter

What a dexter.
by 2BEans February 19, 2019
mugGet the dexter mug.

Deeker

a cute and friendly animal. preferably a dog
that deeker is so cute
by the emo redneck June 17, 2018
mugGet the Deeker mug.

dexter

When a woman lies to a man about finishing her menstrual cycle in order to coerce him into sex. Either upon completion of, or during the act of sex it becomes clearly apparent that the woman is in fact still menstruating by the blood spatter visible both on the man, and on the surrounding area.

A direct reference to the TV show Dexter where the main character works as a blood spatter analyst with a severe dislike for evil-doers ( in this case lying women).
You dextered me!

I got dextered by my girlfriend last night.
by alfalfasprout July 8, 2010
mugGet the dexter mug.

deever

I am going to go watch a deever right now.
by Eric Baal November 1, 2001
mugGet the deever mug.

spoon dexter

A person who has done something stupid and needs mocking
'Ha Derek got hit by a train, what a spoon dexter'
by Joe July 2, 2004
mugGet the spoon dexter mug.

Dexter

Someone who identifies with the "Right" portion of the modern political spectrum, is openly critical of "Leftists", but who is actually hypocritical in terms of being guilty of using the same tactics, and shows the same qualities as those that they are criticizing. eg
Shouting someone down so that they can't speak during a debate, but will claim a violation of their Freedom of Expression when denied use of a microphone.

Often "follows the Libertarian herd" because they like the image of being an individualist, but only if they feel supported by a group.

Someone whose understanding of being "Right" is that they don't like being told what they can or cannot do, even though they have no self discipline, are a detriment to society, and see no connection between responsibility and freedom.

Watches the videos of Joe Rogan, Ben Shapiro, or Jordan Peterson, only understands a fraction of what is being discussed. Often will quote words or phrases with no clue about what they actually mean.

The conservative equivalent of snowflakes, SJWs, Cultural Marxists,uses virtue signalling, etc.

(derived from the archaic term for 'right handed', because you shouldn't be allowed to call yourself Right when you are definitely wrong)
". . . so when he tried to argue in the climate change debate that his opinion was equal to that of a full time climate research scientist, I publicly busted him on being a post-modernist in front of the entire Young Conservatives Club."

"Ahahaha, what a Dexter!"

Or

"So because your religion doesn't allow it and the idea of it makes you feel all yucky inside , you think that allowing same sex marriages is religious persecution and should be banned?
"How about you put on your big girl panties,

deal with the fact that boys can kiss boys, and stop being such a Dexter!"
by Urban Savage February 8, 2018
mugGet the Dexter mug.

Dexter

Pronunciation: \ˈdex-ter\
Function: noun

A person who is driving and texting at the same time, typically being observed swerving and not paying attention to the road.
Harrison: Whoa... look at that guy driving, he must be drunk or totally stoned.

Mike: No dude, he's trying to drive and txt. What a dumbass.

Harrison: Totally...he's a dexter.
by ruddster November 26, 2009
mugGet the Dexter mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email