Diet Ass’plosion

When a girl agrees to do anal sex, instead of fucking her, grab a packet of mentos and a bottle of Diet Coke. Put the mentos in the shove the Coke bottle inside.
Last night Danny gave me a Diet Ass’plosion
What’s that?
He shoved Coke and mentos up my ass
by HappyFrankBb July 18, 2018
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Wilcannia diet

Having both chocolate milk and a fizzy drink (usually Coke) with your meal (which is usually a burger or meat pie with chips).
All the Wilcannia locals that walked into the servo order chocolate milk and coke with their meals, the typical Wilcannia diet.

Steve died of a heart attack at 52, he had been on the wilcannia diet his whole adult life.
by Rian Gigs February 06, 2023
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Diet Hoe

A girl that leads you on and talks sexually but isn't about what she's says
"I went over her house, but we didn't do anything. Turns out she was a diet hoe."
by Playboymikey January 27, 2018
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strict diet

When you fuck a vegan girl using a lamb skin condom
Joe: How did things go with that girl last night?

Nick: Who? The vegan?

Joe: Yea

Nick: I gave her a a strict diet
by WolfgangSpartacus June 17, 2021
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butter diet

When you think a girl is really hot, until you find out she's vegan.
"Is there a term for when you think a girl is really hot, until you find out that she's vegan?"
JWZ: "That's called a Butter Diet."
by Hungry Joe May 08, 2015
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Lion Diet

a diet in which you eat anything you want and then take a nap. A lion is not picky about what it eats. A lion eats what is wants and then takes a nice nap under a tree
Jill- Honey why are you eating so unhealthy lately?
Jack- Its because I am on the Lion Diet.
Jill- What does that mean?
Jack- I eat what i want, when I want it. Then ill take a nice nap.
by Vince Owen Wilson November 16, 2013
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Devastation diet

When something traumatic happens in your life, you are getting by with finding the will to live. That you forget to eat.

Noun
Sally "Wow, You lost weight. What weight plan did you use?"

Bob"Devastation diet, my boyfriend broke up with me"
Devastation diet is the reason I got so thin.
by hugandkiss2424 February 04, 2022
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