klepto diet

A diet consisting solely of food that one can steal for themselves.

I have to live off a klepto diet until my next paycheck, but luckily the convienent store manager doesn't pay much attention.

by Scumgoth August 10, 2017

Diet Meth

Slang for adderall

Guy: Bro, I took diet meth the other day and spent 12 hours sorting the spices in my kitchen

by drazby July 30, 2021

Diet furry

A person who can not afford a full fursuit, and only has ears and tail, neko, werewolf girl, etc.

A cat girl is just a diet furry.

by Mazaradie June 9, 2021

Diet Spoda

A wigger, or white person who acts black; originating from spoda, redneck slang for a black person, from "You ain't 'spoda be coming round these parts!"

"Pull up your pants, you fake-ass mall gangster. You ain't nothin' but a diet spoda!"

by PrisonChessNetwork February 29, 2020

Wilcannia diet

Having both chocolate milk and a fizzy drink (usually Coke) with your meal (which is usually a burger or meat pie with chips).

All the Wilcannia locals that walked into the servo order chocolate milk and coke with their meals, the typical Wilcannia diet.

Steve died of a heart attack at 52, he had been on the wilcannia diet his whole adult life.

by Rian Gigs February 6, 2023

Dick diet

When you start going out with a skinnier/fitter dude and feel the pressure to go on a diet so you can continue getting that dick.

- Man, have you seen how much weight she's lost?

- Yeah, its cause she started going out with Dylan.

- The crossfit Dylan??
- Yeah, she had to go on a dick diet to keep hooking up with him.

by BananaMama123 May 16, 2022

Diet thot

When a girl acts like a thot, but isnt willing to have sex unless she is in a relationship.

Guy : damn did u see jenn flirt with cleavage showing she is such a diet thot.

by Twiggy6969 December 30, 2019