crockercroaker

A type of guerrilla warfare used in the Civil War Era. Similar to bushwacking.....and according to gabby Johnson....a crockercroakers main desire was to maim, plunder, and sexually assault women,children, and livestock...crockercroakers traveled in packs and had wild cookouts at night fueled by whiskey, skillet beans, and flatulence..these nightly

Gatherings (or plunder parties) are believed to be some of the most perverted in history...often driving off cattle from the days plunder...crockercroakers often had lookouts perched on highest ground or structure (often a bell tower)..and as the flatulence ensued fellow crockercroakers would holler "can you see anything"...these rantings were usually answered with a belching moan made famous by the man most consider the godfather of crocker croaking...one gabby Johnson of Lawrence, Kansas. On the croakers offensive...they often used the dreaded "number 6" on their plunder assault...when asked if they spare the women and children....a croaker would scream " he'll naw we rape the shit outta them" to this meant everything to the croakers cause and way of life...

Hell I was born here, and I was raised here, and by God I'm gonna die here...and ain't no sidewinding hornswogglin bushwacking crockercroaker gonna run me....

by Rude al April 15, 2022

Cokerat

A person who is always belligerent and frantic; often spewing non-sensical thoughts and ideas.

Jim Cramer the cokerat has lost his shit on twitter again.

by DRSGME July 25, 2022

croket

a lame ass sport.

Person 1: hey wyd
Person 2: looking up croket on the dictionary.

by the—official—batman August 14, 2023

Croner

Old man Cock.

Pee wee Herman got caught stroking his croner in an adult theater.

by dildosexual September 7, 2023

Chunder Choker

The action by which a girl gives a guy oral sex AFTER chundering.

Girl - I chundered 10 minutes ago.

Guy1 - You gave me head 5 minutes ago?!?!?!?!

Guy2 - CHUNDER CHOKER

by Ladfest May 16, 2010

Betty Crockered

To feed a man birthday cake while simultaneously performing requisite birthday oral sex.

My man got Betty Crockered this morning, yo.

by DPMistress April 11, 2015

Beef Cooker

The definition of a beef cooker is basically any person who is capable of ripping a nice fart. If you're having a big day, you can refer to yourself as the beef cooker. This is a high honor and many strive to be labeled as a Beef cooker.

Person: "Those tacos last night have me really cooking up some nice beef this morning."
Friend: "Wow, you're the beef cooker today."

by Muel Slay. May 24, 2016