Credit Union

A scheme to avoid paying taxes. CU members argue that they should be tax exempt because

1. They are member-owned. (Other member-owned coops pay taxes on non-disbursed earnings)
2. They can't issue stock. (Lots of companies--many LLCs, sole proprietorships, S Corporations, etc. -- do not issue stock but still pay income taxes.
3. CUs (allegedly) provide better service (tax exemptions are not awarded to companies that provide the best service).

Credit unions were originally tax exempt because they provided financial services to underserved markets. Today, however, credit unions compete directly against banks and should therefore pay taxes.

by Jose Pendejo October 3, 2003

Credit crunch

A low-budget cereal that is so cheap it can only be sold (legally) to people who are unemployed or earning less than 10 Pence (14.3cents) per day.

'What do you have for breakfast'.
'Credit crunch'.
'That is absolutely shite'.
'The cost is cheap when you live in the gorbals'.

by Jockass March 18, 2009

Credit Leper

Someone with bad credit, who nobody will lend to. Credit lepers are highly contagious and should not be given any contracts of any sort.

Absolutely we can take your phone line off of your parent's plan. We're just going to need an $800 deposit because you're a credit leper.

by meditashi April 6, 2010

Credit card swipe

When you swipe your credit card on the back of a fat guys neck that looks like a pack of hot dogs

Oh sorry June, I thought I paid already but it turns out I just gave pitbull a credit card swipe.

by Dinky Deem and Ki August 22, 2016

Company Credit Card

When a women goes out for the night, then uses the possibility of having sex and flirting to get all her drinks and dinner bought for her, flirting with her Vagina. Another term for using your Vagina.

Girl A: wow, your bill must have been expensive last night
Girl B: No, I just used the Company Credit Card to charge it...

by thewalter December 17, 2010

reprise the theme song and roll the credits

What Margaret thinks is a good idea to jump up and say at the end of every college semester.

Margaret: "REPRISE THE THEME SONG AND ROLL THE CREDITS"

by speedy January 21, 2003

extra credit

When someone is accused of granting sexual favors for a teacher in order to get a good grade.

Math teacher: Correna, could you stay after class for a while? We need to discuss your grade.

Sean: Extra credit!

by george spinkelberg April 22, 2008