the colonel

The Greatest Guy EVER from Weebl and Bob.

Hello there, colonel.

by Dr M March 29, 2004

The colonel

One who owns everyone in a certain room, psychologically:

- a man walks into a maths classroom, strikes fear in the students, and then proceeds to teach them one the most relaxed martial arts, tai chi.

by Danny The Damaja December 21, 2004

coroner

noun:
1;someone that fancies stale rump masculine love from a non-resistant cadaver,
2; a place to send someone when they have been a bada bada boyo
3; a person working i the medical field with dead patients becuase there is a less chance of being sued by a patient that is dead

tippy toeing into a room smelling of embalming fluid and growing the largest erection you can (2 1/2 cm) and then ramming it into the first specimens rear end that has a target painted on it

by abused by rump riders! January 7, 2005

Colonels

A shitty baseball team

the Colonels went 2 and 11 this year.

by 50 cent f50 April 6, 2003

Yukon Cornelious

A mountain man extrodinair!

That boy is a regular Yukon Cornelious!

by Eric Johnson February 10, 2004

Colonel

A gorgeous little blond thing who is a little minx in the bedroom and has dirty plans for a spa weekend......

That chick is definately a colonel.....

by SexBully69 March 5, 2009

Full Bird Colonel

A person who has their red wings(engaging in oral sex on a female while she is menstruating,) white wings(an act in which once the male ejaculates into the introitus of the vagina is subsequently followed by cunnilingus,) and yellow wings(Cunniligus during urination.)

one step below wing commander
& 2 steps below rainbow warrior
Does not include black wings

I became a full bird colonel all in one night. After having sex with this chick that was ragging, I was eating her out and she laughed so hard she peed in my mouth.

by EupheMystick April 4, 2011