Someone who lives in a cheap caravan and spends his day doing giant shits whilst on Facebook looking at conspiracy theories. Also likes arguing with every fucker on the internet about COVID-19. Also similar in meaning to 'conspiratard'.
Have you heard the latest bullshit being pedaled by Conspiracy Colin? What an absolute witless pissflap!
by Escape The Knagging September 07, 2021
His characteristics bring out the best of him! He's kind, caring, so fucking hot, and makes people want to cream. I can't believe i can be able to say i know him personally. Colin is the best most beautiful and he is good in the bed :) so if you wanna have sex u can hit him up at 911 :)
by bob.com/po April 04, 2023
The coolest uncle boss ever. He likes to buy his awesome workers (steph, Liam and meg) a lot of Costa and food. Can be a bit weird at times but aren’t we all.
He’s the Above and Above and Beyond cult leader
He’s the Above and Above and Beyond cult leader
Dickhead 1: Have you heard of Colin Laws?
Dickhead 2: Yeah, he’s my uncle boss that buys me costa
Dickhead 1: Dude that’s so cool!
Dickhead 2: Yeah, he’s my uncle boss that buys me costa
Dickhead 1: Dude that’s so cool!
by The Weirdo Potato July 03, 2020
He is a Colin Yoon
by Marcus Woo Wei Bing September 20, 2021
by urmomsgay November 06, 2018
A cute ginger with glasses who usually isn't very good at sports but tries in gym class, a lot. He is number one in the clown book. It is quite common to find a Colin with a stunning and gorgeous mother.
by GabeK413 April 11, 2019
Colin as a boy friend is very clingy, kind of an ass hole, but super protective. He would do anything to make you feel better, he loves cuddles but gets easily horny and doesn’t wanna freak his gf out, so he trys to act tough and seem like he doesn’t want to cuddle.
by Bigballswaifugirl November 25, 2021