Corona Virus

A Virus that was made in China and now is cancelling everything we were looking forward to, this year and has made all Karen’s buy as much toilet paper and food as possible.

Me sobbing to
Jerry, “My trip and graduation have been canceled because of Corona Virus and I can’t buy any food or toilet paper”

Corona Virus by ABABAB1234 April 7, 2020

corona baby 

A baby created as a result of the 2020 coronavirus outbreak, where people isolated together indoors with nothing better to do than "work from home" and hoard toilet paper.

"Did you know they just had a corona baby?"
"Being shut in together for 2 months will do that"
"At least the corona baby has a lifetime supply of TP"

corona baby by dots4dickn March 13, 2020

Corona-tired-dick 

Can’t get off because of coronavirus exhaustion

This 24-hour medical news cycle, has me in a slump in bed: corona-tired-dick

Corona-tired-dick by RobYYZ March 4, 2020

Corona Cut 

A hair cut that you did on yourself or was done on you during quarantine for the COVID-19 pandemic

Fred: What's up with your goofy ass looking hair?
Robert: I finally decided to get a Corona Cut and it looks like shit now

Corona Cut by A Turd Sandwich May 6, 2020

Corona Virus

Similar to Wine Flu a hangover you get when you drink a 30 pack of Coronas and then tequila..

Bro, i hate Cinco De Mayo,

Last year i got so wasted i had Corona Virus For 3 days!

Corona Virus by KrashWorship April 11, 2020

corona virus

Deadly virus from the stupid chinese

"Everything's made in china, even our deaths!" corona virus

corona virus by Old saggy balls April 15, 2020

corona snot 

That rubber cement sticky stuff frequently found on 12-packs and cases of Corona beer

The floor of the beer cooler is covered with Corona Snot in the third aisle

corona snot by Extreme Sensations June 17, 2017