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Congers, NY

In Congers, NY the owner of an icecream shop was sliced across his stomach and got his ear ripped off.
by E. Gio June 29, 2006
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congestion charge

Road toll scheme in Central London, implemented by 'Red Ken' Livingstone. Drivers entering the central zone must pay £8 per day (up from £5 at its introduction in 2003) or risk a heavy fine and/or impound of their vehicle.
The charge operates on weekdays from 7:00AM to 6:30PM. Electric vehicles and buses are exempt (along with other exemptions).
The system is enforced by ANPR (Automatic Number Plate Recognition) CCTV cameras on all roads entering the zone. Motorists pay by giving their car number plate details at the counter of an appropriate petrol station or shop.
The zone is due to be extended soon, doubling its size.
Needless the say, the scheme is unpopular with motorists, although London has relatively low rates of car ownership in relation to the rest of the UK, or the US.
Plans for similar schemes in other UK cities are currently on hold.
High-profile opponents to the scheme include Madonna and the Evening Standard newspaper.
I'm just going to the shop to pay the congestion charge
by oracle April 12, 2006
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congradufuckinglations

when someone one is bragging about something that's not that great or bragging about something they did better than you and you let them no that what they did is not that great.
Vinny: what did you get on the test?
Aaron:an 85
Vinny: Dude that test was easy i got an 95!
Aaron: cool congradufuckinglations.

Vinny: awwww look i just found a dollar!
Aaron: wow congradufuckinglations.
by Texmexsex69 May 14, 2009
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Conge

To lead someone, or something, to their death

Pronunciation: Cone-giay
"I will conge you into the ocean!"
by Conge February 4, 2017
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Conglaturation

A sarcastic form of Congratulations that can be used when you don’t really mean it
Her ex: I heard that you got a new bf. Conglaturation
by Rai Zephyr April 24, 2019
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Anal Congestion

A scenario involving a particular female who is multi fucked by several males in the anus, to the point in which all parties (generally 4-38 participants) do not have enough anal friction in order to obtain an orgasm.
John: "Hey Mike, how'd you like that gorgeous brunette the other night?"

Mike: "Honestly wasn't that good, there was too much anal congestion nobody could do anything"

John: "Ah, of course. That does happen sometimes."
by Raphael Dequenta February 6, 2012
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Democratic Republic of the Congo

A country in central africa and among the poorest countries in the world. Like much of Africa, it's capable of alot but has been conflicted with war and political corruption. It's rich mineral deposits were part of the reason for the Congolese Civil Wars which is what has destroyed any chance of political and economic growth.
The Democratic Republic of the Congo could be a much better place if it weren't for the constant crime and war
by RisingWither April 1, 2015
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