Beer ears

Similar to beer goggles but involves the hearing sense. Side effects include: thinking you sound really funny/witty, thinking that ridiculous idea is the best idea you have heard in a long time and you must do it immediately even if you can't stand up properly and thinking the person talking to you is a genius when in fact, they are not.

It seemed like a good idea last night, I must have had my beer ears on.

by Miska2011 November 24, 2011

Pocket beer

A beer placed in a pocket for future drinkage. Created by Mike O'Leary while hiking through Baird's Creek, WI

We're going outside? Better grab a pocket beer!

by DildoBuyer April 5, 2016

Canadian Beer

A Canadian beer is a beer that is any of the following:
a) brewed in Canada
b) strong enough to make you go blind
c) referred to as "hard alcohol" in America

Molson, Steam Whistle, Moosehead, Keith's and Lakeport are all Canadian beers.

by Master_T_ November 13, 2006

waiting beer

Any beer less than 7% that you may drink while you wait for your friends. Such as Coors Light, Miller Lite, and Bud Light.

Hey Bro! Have a waiting beer while I get there. Then we can drink the real ones.

by Keep The Glass San Diego May 23, 2016

2-minute social beer chug

Founded at Lafayette College, the object of the event is for every participant to finish their full beer, socially, in two minutes. This is a social event that encourages large groups of people to continually drink more beer at different intervals of the night. The game is started by loudly announcing "TWOO MINUTESSS!" at the appropriate time in a party. Those who know about two minutes then echo the cheer and all proceed to grab a beer and gather outside the party. A proper announcement of the group size (males and females), along with the number of beers in the group, and the time (two minutes) will be announced and the event will commence with one person keeping time.

Remember: It's social.

-Do you think its time for a "2-minute social beer chug"?
- YEP! Twoooo minutessssssss!!!

by Bieber08 November 10, 2011

beer snorkel

Put a bendy-straw into a beer bottle leaving the bent part out. Then chug the beer using the straw as a "snorkel". Similar to a bottle bong but uses a standard bendy-straw.

Blake... that beer snorkel f*cked me up.

by misterree April 27, 2008

Toilet Beer

A drink you take with you when you need to drop a deuce and you might be busy for awhile.

Steve took a toilet beer with him when he went to take a shit earlier because he knew he was gonna be there for a bit.

by TheHoffAbides May 6, 2011