Beffer

A derogatory word, used to replace any insulting word.

You beffer; Son of a beff, Beff off.

by Chris (Beacher) August 16, 2003

beffe

best friends for eternity. the first 'e' is silent lol

Maggie: ahh i love you beffe!
vanessa: i love you too beffe!

by xoxo_maggs_xoxo August 25, 2009

food before feces

A phrase coined by pot, artist and activist Justin Thomas La Plante on his blog November 25th 1999.

Meaning:

Digest and create before making waste.

Also applies to love relationships in that a relationship must grow and mature before we waste it with any personal baggage or psycho drama.

That you have wasted your money before buying the supplies needed is not food before feces.

This could have been a good relationship but you put to much of your own crap into it.

by Mr. SnowmanPants May 2, 2011

try before you buy

pre-marital sex, trying the 'merchandise' before signing any 'contract'!

steve believed strongly in the try before you buy school.

lila always deferred to the try before you buy mode.

try before you buy can help avoid signing a bad, hidden policy, or misrepresented 'contract'

by michael foolsley July 31, 2012

chicks before dicks

Here's one for the girls!You know how the guys always stick together,back eachother up and then use that awful phrase "bros before hoes" well here's our answer to that girls!

Amy: "you didn't just tell that boyfriend of yours what i just did....did ya?"
Kelly: "hell no! chicks before dicks..remember!!"

by naimii April 10, 2008

before their time

happening before someone was born or old enough to know what is going on

"Well done Peter",we all say and not before their time

by coolsdragon April 15, 2014

Bedford Bypass

A sexual act in which the girl lies on her back, the man changes lanes without signaling from hole to hole. When the girl opens her mouth to yelp, the man throws a quarter in and speeds up to make a quick escape.

Dude, I heard your girlfriend scream and start coughing last night, what the hell was that?

Yea, I gave her the good olde Bedford Bypass.

by LG Bandit December 25, 2008