An unkept, greasy set of facial hair brought on by isolation during the self quarantine phase of the COVID-19 pandemic.
by DRJAY April 23, 2020
When someone has a sizable amount of facial hair, but it still cannot be considered a beard. Usually common in high school boys and reddit moderators.
by TotallyDinosaur October 04, 2023
A man's beard that is so attractive women (or men) cannot control their impulse to touch, stroke, or rub themselves against it, similar to how cats find catnip irresistible.
by figurista June 07, 2014
by dcj278 June 17, 2011
"Dude, are you doing no-shave November?" "Yeah man, but I've got to do some pre-bearding on this goatee first."
"Are you trying to grow a beard?" "Why yes I am, but first I have to pre-beard this part because it takes forever to get long."
"Are you trying to grow a beard?" "Why yes I am, but first I have to pre-beard this part because it takes forever to get long."
by thebeardmeister September 24, 2011
when female reproductive organs contain so much hair that if you cut it all off you could glue it to a viking's face and it would pass as a normal beard.
by Johnny Cock-knocker March 08, 2012
When the hair in a man's (or woman's) ear becomes so coarse and bountiful, that it resembles a normal facial beard. It needs constant grooming and trimming.
Praful's ear beard has gotten so out of control that you can no longer see his ear, only the hair that covers it. Praful shaves it monthly, but his ear beard 5 o'clock shadow is apparent by the next day.
by Taterbutthole October 26, 2010