COVID Beard

An unkept, greasy set of facial hair brought on by isolation during the self quarantine phase of the COVID-19 pandemic.
Did you guys see Garrett yesterday on that zoom chat? His COVID beard was repulsive.
by DRJAY April 23, 2020
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Schrodinger’s beard

When someone has a sizable amount of facial hair, but it still cannot be considered a beard. Usually common in high school boys and reddit moderators.
Person 1: I cant tell if that guy has a beard or not
Person 2: Yeah. He’s got a Schrodinger’s beard
by TotallyDinosaur October 04, 2023
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catnip beard

A man's beard that is so attractive women (or men) cannot control their impulse to touch, stroke, or rub themselves against it, similar to how cats find catnip irresistible.
Foley's got a real catnip beard; whenever I see him I just can't keep my hands off of it!
by figurista June 07, 2014
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Bearded Pope

The act of shitting on the face of an elderly Catholic.
He was fuming after being given a bearded pope
by dcj278 June 17, 2011
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Pre-Bearding

To prepare the face/existing facial hair for future beardage
"Dude, are you doing no-shave November?" "Yeah man, but I've got to do some pre-bearding on this goatee first."

"Are you trying to grow a beard?" "Why yes I am, but first I have to pre-beard this part because it takes forever to get long."
by thebeardmeister September 24, 2011
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Vaginal Beard

when female reproductive organs contain so much hair that if you cut it all off you could glue it to a viking's face and it would pass as a normal beard.
That sally girl got her vaginal beard all in my teeth!
by Johnny Cock-knocker March 08, 2012
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Ear Beard

When the hair in a man's (or woman's) ear becomes so coarse and bountiful, that it resembles a normal facial beard. It needs constant grooming and trimming.
Praful's ear beard has gotten so out of control that you can no longer see his ear, only the hair that covers it. Praful shaves it monthly, but his ear beard 5 o'clock shadow is apparent by the next day.
by Taterbutthole October 26, 2010
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