Baseball

An American ripoff of cricket.

American:Let's go play baseball!
Normal Human:Cricket is much manlier because you play for five days.

by chealseafan January 18, 2010

Kitten Baseball

(N.) A much better sport than Infant Baseball. See, infants have all those arms and crap and the head is huge, too. Too much wind resistance in Infant Baseball. But if you hit a kitten, they curl up, making them go farther.

"We're gonna play some Kitten Baseball. Wanna join us?"

by Not sensical May 13, 2005

baseball

man throws a ball at man, man hits ball man runs around sooooooo bascilly baseball is aload of shit! like every other american sport

baseball's big finals called the world series hmmm how can it be called a world series when only one fuckin country takes part an no others will beacause its aload of crap

by AVFC January 1, 2008

dirty baseball cap

when in the 69 position a girl has an orgasm while taking a dump on your head

last night my wife and i were 69'n and when she came she gave me a dirty baseball cap

by jvblack13 August 10, 2008

college baseball

The most forgotten and least viewed sport on tv

person 1: Dude, I got a job as a sports announcer!
Person 2: Really? For what sport?
Person 1: College Baseball
Person 2: Oh.... That's cool..... I guess.....

by heyitsgel69 January 7, 2017

baseball

A sport for guys that can't play a contact sport like football cause their pussy's.

I can run around a field yeah!! Watch me hit a ball!! I suck at baseball!!

by Boutin May 22, 2007

Baseball Players

People who play the sport of baseball. These people are dull ane perdictable because they play popular, well-known sports. They are known for having strong upper bodies and also for wish they had learned to play lacrosse.

"Hey man, lets go throw a little hard ball into our leather gloves!"

by Kyle Sherwood June 10, 2005