fuck dumpling

The genital mound of a woman

She had a nice juicy fuck dumpling

fuck dumpling by Danny Mundella July 15, 2003

fuck shit 

you get hurt or mad and you say fuck, but then you realize a lot of people heard you and then it is followed by a shit.

(stub your tow) Fuck(everyone hears you)shit!

fuck shit by TrevOr June 15, 2004

fuck tards 

Fuck Tard is usually used to call some one a 'fucking retard' withought all the letters and long words. Can be used as an offensive slang, or calling that to a friend who does stuff really really stupid.

Simon walks into a metal pole. he gets up, and looks all confused.
"Nice going fuck tard."
says Alex.

fuck tards by Seanperry May 13, 2005

Fuck it, bro! 

A strategy for making everyday life decisions that may be dangerous, illegal, or capable of hurting another's feelings, for example. It may be used when speaking to oneself or to a nearby person. The words "Fuck it bro!" must be uttered out loud for the strategy to apply. Most effective when NOT in the company of a bro.

A: "I seriously don't think you're gonna make that light..."
B: "Fuck it, bro!"
(speeds through the light)

"Well, I could either finish this paper due in two days or answer this text message for a booty call from Hot Guy A. Fuck it, bro!"
(pulls out cell phone)

Fuck it, bro! by Roland the headless May 11, 2009

fuck mobile

A car that's so badass it can go by no other name

Hey...remember that night we dressed up as 32nd century wizards, snuck out to the club, ordered a vegan chili dog, ran three miles, and then bought two six packs of dr. pepper? And we did it all with the fuck mobile!

fuck mobile by rockvilleriboflavin July 20, 2010

Fuck-Stain 

the mark left in your bed after sex, or nick name for someone whos stupid

Man i got out of bed this morning and there was a huge fuck-stain on the sheets
John your a fuck-stain shut up.

Fuck-Stain by Zipppy July 13, 2006

fuck shui 

A belief system created by 325 Marines fuck shui or fuck shway is the belief in the cosmic system of fuck. In that there is a continuing balance of fucking and being fucked.

For there to be life one must engage in fucking and for there to be death one must be fucked. The cycle of fuck shui

Spending the whole day with 100lbs on your back is fucked. Getting to sleep without it on is not to fucking bad. The application of fuck shui to daily living

I am so fucked, I wish I was fucking. The first truth of fuck shui

fuck shui by The Arch Porphet of Fuck shui April 19, 2009