accio life

A spell used by a die-hard harry potter fan. It is used as a lame attempt to humiliate the victim. It is usually followed by the spell caster saying there is nothing to take.

Person 1: Accio life... oh nothing is coming
Person 2: You fag... (Takes wand and stabs harry potter fan)

accio life by khanvict August 30, 2007

Living my best life 

Circa 2020: An arrogant worldview before the COVID-19 Pandemic, young and overconfident American fools believed they were always going to live an amazing photogenic life and did not fear this disease. It was the height of 21st century opulence before the fall...

I won't get the corona, not gonna stop me from going to Spring Break and the beach, living my best life!

Living my best life by Brad McBradster March 19, 2020

hard knock life 

to have a hard life' to live a gangster life

ask annie

hard knock life by me January 1, 2004

ruin my life/ruin me 

A phrase used to describe how much you want to fuck someone.
Or more accurately how much you want someone to fuck you.

It implies maintaining the submissive, reciprocative position in sexual intercourse.

Basically letting the other person do the work while you sit back and enjoy the show.

The word ruin is used because it implies giving up power, surrendering yourself to whatever is gonna come and gladly accepting it, without a care in the world.

Ruin my life/ruin me is a phrase that means you want someone to fuck you good.

"You can say you want that cute guy in your class to ruin you too."

"Esmé is so fine. As soon as she gets off work she needs to come over and ruin my life."

"Ewe girls can ruin my life anyday."

"I need her to ruin my life like yesterday."

Me: I can't wait for tonight.
Her: Why?...what are you looking forward to?
Me: Well for one, I can't wait to have you sit on my face.

Her: Oh really?
Me: Hell yeah. I need you to ruin my life tonight.

"Please ruin me"

ruin my life/ruin me by nymphoster69 November 4, 2018

fuck my life 

Usually denotes that an incredibly trivial event in the life of some overdramatic asshole has occurred. Although you don't care; they want your pity.

It is also recognized as a weak attempt at humor. Similar to someone who isn't original enough to make people laugh on their own so they are reduced to quoting mega-hit movies that everyone has seen so many times that they won't even laugh at the movie itself, nevermind the pathetic re-run the person is doing.

Ahh man, I stubbed my toe, fuck my life. (friends stare in silence).

fuck my life by thejordantrack July 10, 2009

quarter life crisis 

1. Similar to a mid-life crisis, but in your 20's; average life expectancy is around 80, so a quarter of the way through is 20.

The term appeared in the song "Why Georgia" by John Mayer.

"Call it a quarter life crisis... or just a stirring in my soul" --John Mayer

quarter life crisis by progamer124 May 12, 2004

french kissing life

A life with out worry or stress. A relaxing day to day itinerary.

"French kissing life square in the mouth, sailing out on the sea." - Kenny Chesney.

Celebrities pretend to lead french kissing lives, but that's impossible under public scrutiny.

french kissing life by mvbrendan July 12, 2006