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i'd hit it, with a baseball bat. 

The oposite of I'd hit it. Used in a way that calls the other person ugly. See: I'd never hit it even if I was forced to
i'd hit it, with a baseball bat. in action

Nick: Hey Matt you know Rebecca?

Matt: Yeah, I'd hit it.

Nick: Ewww, shes nasty what the fuck is wrong with you?

Matt: With a baseball bat.

Nick: Ohhhh, haha me too.

Matt: Yeah, I'd never hit it even if I was forced to.
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i just have high standards

When one wouldn't let themselves fall below a certain line. What that line is depends on the person. It CAN be used as an excuse, but for many it is a way of life.
I'm an athlete, and if I want to be the best, I must reach and maintain a high standard.

I would not go out with a shallow person because I have high standards.

I will not pay to watch that movie because it is shallow and I just have high standards.
i just have high standards by pisang September 27, 2010

I don't give a what 

Polite way of saying "I don't give a fuck" by gangsters...

Ghetto talk.
O.G slaps a ghetto ass hoe

Young nigga: "dawg that ain't right..."

O.G: "I don't give a what!"
I don't give a what by *PIMP-R* March 17, 2011

I just wanted to play monopoly 

The lord's audio itself.
Person 1: I just listened to I Just wanted to play monopoly

Person 2: Oh, the lord's text?

i am sad 

Jared: i am sad
Carl: ok
i am sad by fricking tree boy April 29, 2019

I hate him 

What females say to men.
“Oh My God I Hate Him” —rose(LinaRose)
I hate him by RonaldGWeasley June 20, 2020